I just got a Chain Letter.

LOL! I mean this is not junk email but a honest to goodness hand addressed Zeroxed copy of a chain letter! I was kinda excited when I got the envelope today. I mean who writes letters anymore...

There is some confusion on my part. It says I have 96 hours to respond to 20 people. Now does the 96 hours begin when the Postman delivers the letter to my box, when I get the letter from the box, or when I read it. And do weekends or holidays the Post office is closed count?

I think I will go with when I get the letter from the box, so if you do not hear from me in 96 hours from 8PM today, you will know the worst has happened. But if, according to the letter, I don't send it out within 96 hours like Gene Welch, (he lost his wife), then sent the letters out, and he got $7.5 million.

This is just funny to me. Does the USPS have chain stamps?

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Poor Gene. I hope the $7.5million helped him with the grieving process.rolleyes

 

I think Gene got the best deal, that is why I will wait before cashing in on my millions. I heard Gene's wife had Chronic Halitosis and just an all around bad disposition.

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roflmao

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