I lost Lugztaz

Ya I know he is on holidays, but I haven't got a post card yet? Boy, when he gets back, he's going to want to coat someone in salsa and set them in the sun to dry.









You know I'm only kidding kodo? Right?

 

Like my parents used to say:

"You'd lose your head if it wasn't attached to your shoulders!"

 

My dad used to alternate that one with, "If your brains were gunpowder you wouldn't have enough to blow your ears apart"!
He's an "Allen" too.

 

“If you had crap for brains, ya wouldn’t have enough to give diarrhea to a Gnat”, used to be one of the terms of endearment used on me.

I used to say. "Well at least I'm not full of it!"

 

My mom would say, "If you had attached it to your butt, you'd alway know where to find it". If I attached Lugztaz to my butt, I wouldn't be able to sit down.

 

That's a good one

That's an incorrect spelling!



P.S. Left a love note for you in the @Kodo @xflat thread

 

Not for my dad it's not

(Dare I go look?)

(Of course. Maybe you should start running now, I'm looking...)

 

Toldja!

 

I have to go to work tomorrow so I have to try to go to sleep.
Sleep well.

 

Not a good image.