Idiot Email Of The Day

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Major Attitude, Sep 8, 2004.

  1. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    > I have been trying to download five times now and I get to 97% and I get
    > cut off. I need a virus protection software that updates constantly but I
    > will never again use this site


    Proper response:
    Yeah, it MUST be US thats the problem, could not POSSIBLY be anything else
    coming from a user using an unprotected computer. If you must point fingers,
    at least be informed. We offer 4 download sites, the MajorGeeks servers
    are always very reliable. If I can help any more, please email back.
     
  2. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    It's actually Jim's fault.. he's not peddling fast enough.. slacker!
     
  3. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    Nope, any problems with your computer are our fault. Geez. I have no antivirus on my computer and cant download, so you suck. Sigh.
     
  4. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    It's always the other persons fault.. especially MG's.. because we have ESPN. :) (yes, that's a joke) and we can read your minds..
     
  5. BluesMan

    BluesMan Sgt. Snot Bubble

    You can not! I saved the tinfoil wrapper from my sandwich at lunch and made a hat out of it :p
     
  6. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    what brand of tin foil? :p
     
  7. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    I hope it was Aluminium foil ;)
     
  8. jarcher

    jarcher I can't handle a title

    so whats the improper one?
    what where you thinkibg
    please don't hold back


    and it was copper foil
    thats why it didn't work
     
  9. pegg

    pegg MajorGeek

    re: ESP protection

    Proper response:
    Man, how big a sandwich do you eat?


    Improper response:
    Man, you must have a really tiny head!
     
  10. Wookie

    Wookie Sergeant Major

    man ill tell you ill arrive on a site and get WHY isnt this working WHY isnt that working everyone points the finger to me, then its off to fix all the problems they caused and didnt prevent from happening. The life of a tech....
     
  11. pegg

    pegg MajorGeek

    Logic - if you can fix the problems, you should have prevented the problem, hence it IS your fault there's a problem.

    Hey, that's pretty simple. I don't have a problem with that. :)
     
  12. Wookie

    Wookie Sergeant Major


    Lol I hope your joking :)
     
  13. pegg

    pegg MajorGeek

    I guess a :) doesn't work with some of you guys because I get the "hope you're joking" "are you joking?" "you don't really mean that do you? a lot here in the lounge but yeah, pegg is joking. :) = hee, hee.

    I liked my "logic" though once I saw it in black and white. (Well black and white BEFORE I hit "submit reply", then I saw it in black and split pea soup).


    pegg is a funny person who likes to find the humor in a situation.
    pegg must not be very effective with her humor.
    This bothers pegg.
    pegg is talking about herself in the "third person".
    This is scaring pegg.
    pegg must go now.
     
  14. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    I emailed back and forth politely a couple times, I just get aggravated when people point an uninformed finger, but I still try.
     
  15. pegg

    pegg MajorGeek

    Do I detect a SOFT SIDE to MA? Yikes :rolleyes:



    That was nice of you. That's why you get paid the big bucks -- to keep the customers happy. :p
     
  16. flip

    flip Private First Class


    we had to shut down one of ESPN's data centers the other day to do some service work. i guess it all makes sense now.
     
  17. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    Bingo...it's your fault.. :)
     
  18. flip

    flip Private First Class

    funny thats what all the it people were screaming on the 1 am conference call.
     
  19. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    they must have ESPN too! :)
     
  20. goldfish

    goldfish Lt. Sushi.DC

    Funny we have a head of Sixth form that does that.


    "If you entered for the UCAS application form, you must see Mrs (lady) as soon as possible. I need to check that the information on it is correct"


    Buh.... ?? :confused:
     
  21. jarcher

    jarcher I can't handle a title

    I have ESPN2
     
  22. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    too many sports channels.. not enough History channels :)
     
  23. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    I wont even give todays winner its own thread.

    if you guys are link to clickbank.com you need to stop allowing this popup on my computer!! for sometime now this has been happing i\'am getting very pissoff of this dam popup.i need your shit.OFF OF MY CUMPUTER!!! I DO NOT NEED THIS ENTERUPTION IF THIS IS NOT DONE BY YOUGUYS OR HOWM EVER YOU AREA LINK WITH EXTREM ACTION WILL BE TAKIN !!!!!!!!!!!
     
  24. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    oh my god.. please tell me you are joking and CP sent you a spoof mail..

    STOP THE INSANITY!!!
     
  25. Vonnie

    Vonnie Sergeant

    Cant wait to see what "EXTREM ACTION" will be taken.
    If they spent more time in here reading instead of playing games they may learn how to stop the popups :D
     
  26. laurieB

    laurieB MajorGeek

    thats so funny.
     
  27. jarcher

    jarcher I can't handle a title

    I agree. .
    I don't watch it. . it came with the cable package
    modern marvels and mail call
     
  28. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    Well, if he uses his "cumputer", it could be a very sticky situation! :eek:
     
  29. Robster12

    Robster12 The Horse Whisperer

    LOL!
    I gotta tell you... these "e-mails of the day" threads are the greatest...
    Now if only my ab muscles will not be sore tomorrow...
    :D
     
  30. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    Can you believe the original post? :p My extreme sympathies to MA and other moderators.:) Bazza

    ===

     
  31. Just Playin

    Just Playin MajorGeek

    "All of your computer are ours";)

     

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