Idiot guy, this made me chuckle!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mcadam, Oct 29, 2006.

  1. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    r0kenrabbit says:
    hi

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    good evening

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What's ip?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    up?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

    br0kenrabbit says:
    On MSN?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes Smile

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

    br0kenrabbit says:
    My information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    No. I don't even have it written down.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well...

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. LSmile

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Well

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dont worry this connect it secure

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Can I be honest with you, Greg?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    huh?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    bs

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Trace it.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    how

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    oh k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Have you read the ToS?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    Tod?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    tos

    br0kenrabbit says:
    terms of service

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    were?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I just told you why

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    Sad

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    br0kenrabbit says:
    First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxx xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Is this you?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Are you the only user of this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay, and what is the username

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you. Smile

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    some. dude

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    m

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Do you always log on from the same IP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    What is your city of residence?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Illinios?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    yes

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    xxxxxxx

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    why

    br0kenrabbit says:
    So I can update your account.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    can I play 2 nite

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    clan fight

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    wont win without me heh

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    ya

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Okay. Give me just a moment.

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Try to log in now.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    k

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    did u ban me???????????>WHY

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Valve will never ask for your username and password.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what????

    br0kenrabbit says:
    I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    omg dude wtf why?

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Why were you trying to steal my account?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i wanst

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Then why were you asking for my information?

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
    my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Greg

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    dude pleas

    Greg_ValveOLS says:
    what

    br0kenrabbit says:
    Go mow some yards, bitch.
     
  2. Radiofool

    Radiofool Private First Class

    Oh thats beautiful.

    That your handywork mcadam?
     
  3. abri

    abri MajorGeek

    which part was the funny part?
     
  4. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Sweet justice,go mow some yards:D
     
  5. star17

    star17 MajorGeek

    Gawd, when it comes to the internet, nothing is more entertaining than a dumbass.
     
  6. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    :rolleyes: Now Star that's not experience talking is it:p ;) :D
     
  7. star17

    star17 MajorGeek

    No...I know the drill; think, then type. ;)
     
  8. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Hey Star off topic I know but did Abby get my PM to you guys
     
  9. star17

    star17 MajorGeek

    Not yet BC; she's not had much time to log in and check as she's been busy. She's going to get caught up on board business either later tonight or tomorrow morning. I think she mentioned you were buying some cookies, and I want to say thanks for your participation. :)
     
  10. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Thanks Star yea we sent of the Money order on Friday and I gave her the details in the PM, hope her back is better.
     
  11. star17

    star17 MajorGeek

    I'll pass it on to her; yeah, her back is still got her in pretzel-mode. It turned cold (for here) a couple or three days ago and it's settled right in her bones. She's been handling much of the home-related tasks since my work schedule was accelerated, but she'll get everything handled; she always does. I'll try to get to the P.O. Box and check the mail in the next day or two; I'm sure others have sent payments too. We need to get to the store and check Western Union also, I think Phantom sent his that way.
     
  12. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    I can't put my hands on you guys' address. Maybe one of you could PM me it at some point pls :) Tnx.
     
  13. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    O gee thanks for hijacking my thread!

    And no I stole it from another forum lol.
     
  14. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Your Welcome

    :p :D :p :D :p :D

    POLITE:- Yes us Canucks are always Polite
     
  15. BirdBath

    BirdBath Sergeant Major


    BC,

    To verify the money order is legit, I'm going to need the Bank account number and the Routing number for your branch.
     
  16. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Duh, Certainly Mr Birdbath my Bank account # is 744-633 and my routing number is Y O U 3658:p ;) :D
     
  17. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Yep, I sent Abby some more details, so she can collect it easier. ;)
     
  18. ColonelAngus

    ColonelAngus Beefy

    That guy is an idiot. That was awesome.
     

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