If you ruled the world....

If you could implement one law by which everyone in the world had to abide by, what would it be?

 

no racial descrimanation. everyone must have the same rights in whatever country he chooses, may it be to education, jobs or liquor <hehe>. no rich or poor, no blacks or whites, no chrsitians or muslims. all is fair. then it will be a happier world right?

 

No Animal cruelty...aka: everyone would be a vegetarian...sorry Lev but that would be mine and I'm sure a lot of people would hate me for it though

 

As long as we're just dreaming, I'd settle for enforcement of the Golden Rule. Everybody MUST treat everyone else the way he/she would want to be treated. Wouldn't make the world a perfect place, but would eliminate a lot of grief.

 

Software writers would actually test their creations fully before dumping them on us trusting geeks.

 

Thou shalt not kill

 

If I ruled the world....

I would make the person who lost the last piece to my Dr. Kildare jigsaw puzzle find it! Richard Chamberlain looks silly with a hole missing in his face.

(Yes, it was a Looong, looong time ago! )

 

I would make everyone do the best they can at anything they do.

 

*cue 70's pRon music*










Hot chic(k)'s can't wear clothes..

BAM!! guys.. you can thank me later.

 

The rule would be that I could have more chocolate. Always!

http://www.mce.k12tn.net/chocolate/games/chocolate1.gif

I was thinking something in the line of everyone treating everyone with respect.

Problem is, I don't think it is something that would work if it is enforced, it must come from within everyone's heart.

 

The death sentence for spammers

 

Give the man a cigar!

If not, a Federal Nitecrawler Tax....FNT!

That means you'd be paying too Bazza.

 

All software must be open source

Funny, just a minute ago I was writing a rambling note to my flatmates which described how impractical it would be to rule the world. Power is distributed for a very good reason...

 

My only rule, all the hot chicks would be mine and everyone else can have the fugly ones

 

True, which is why I mentioned "dreaming".

 

EVIL!!!

 

Everyone has to give me just one stinking penny.

 

That'll be a really big smelly pile of money!

 

I'd fight wars with tomatoes. Lots and lots of tomatoes. That way, you couldn't kill anyone, but whoever got hit with a tomato would be out of that war.

 

They do something akin to that in Valencia, Spain once a year, in the Tomato Festival. ...Not a pretty sight!

http://www.spain-info.com/Culture/tomatofight.htm

 

Hey Lev you started this thread but you never told us what you would change. Well what is it?

 

Hehe...that's discriminating against tomatoes!

What are we gonna put on our Pizza's?

 

yeah good point there

so what would it be Lev?

 

Full & absolute worship of the Teletubbies.

Seriously, respect. Three-quarters of the world's ills would be resolved with just plain, simple respect. And the word "me" would be removed from every dictionary on the planet.

 

thats very true and would be a good law

 

Love your neighbor as yourself. If you're Terrell Owens, you'd be loving everyone A LOT.

 

Do away with tidy whiteys and lip goatees

 

Who is Terrell Owens?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrell_Owens

 

That would totally destroy a number of English dialects... for example:

"Me chainsaw's broken!"
"When are you coming home me dear?"

And so forth

 

Free Beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Play Nice for Real...

 

I would make everyone ride a motorbike and ban volvos....that way motorcyclists are safer as they don't have to worry about freakin SIPs and everyone REALLY knows what a blind spot is

 

I'd have to bring in a law that limits the amount of children you can have,the worlds getting way too overcrowded,then once Star17 has FINALLY found an economic safe way to get us to other planets we can then 'spread' to those