I'll never fly again!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sibeer, Nov 20, 2004.

  1. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    Best joke I've heard in a while.

    Air Canada recently settled with their Union about hiring more disabled people.A small commuter plane full of passengers was waiting on the runway waiting for the flight crew. The door opened and two men wearing sunglasses and uniforms, one with a seeing eye dog and one with a white cane entered. The passengers chuckled as they stumbled down the aisle and laughed when they sat in the pilot and co-pilot seats. The laughter subsided as the plane weaved down the runway accelerating rapidly. The passengers realized they were about to run off the end of the runway into the water and started screaming hysterically. Just then, the plane lifted off and smoothly soared into the skies, and the screaming turned to laughter once again. The pilot turned to the co-pilot and said, " You know, one of these days they'll scream too late and we're all gonna crash and burn.
     
  2. slider

    slider Major Wise-***

    LOL - a politicaly correct airline ;)
     
  3. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    LOL! Good one!
     
  4. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    I'm waiting for the U.S. Army Mechanized Wheelchair Brigade.
     

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