I'm so Weird!!

HA HA.
I am sure I wake every morning to see if I can just warp someones day...
I mean this in the best of ways of course, because I'm just not evil at heart. Some may like me, most dont. Thats ok...
You all know I harmless..usually looking for a laugh(ty BCGrey), and love to push the wee buttons of life..
How do people get names like Proberly a geek, or sushi, or official greeter. etc
I would like to be the "major weird one"
How can I make that happen besides posting stuff like this?


I think I'll do that, or possibly that. One day I may even get married and cause some more stress. maybie I'll call back that unknown long distance caller and flip out...
Hard to say, possibly I'll just have a nap and dream of a perfect person, possibly you! All depends on the mood, and if my dogs tails are wagging.
In a sense, this this may not make sense, but it's my journal, My Diary, My World. If I wanna listen to Tears for Fears I will, But I don't see why people eat Yellow snow, or even think about attempting to hook up their own DVD player...
At least in the morning when I wake up, I have Marylin Monroe to say hi to...Cast upon my wall in a very Cozy frame I did'nt make myself. Seems I may be a liitle Irate with the fact that theres a leg hold trap hanging on my wall , when it could be in use trapping animals like Mr. Bush, Or bastards like me that carry on about nothing but stuff like this....or ....(like Most) hurting others!
You can judge me, but I'm secure enough to know that your judgement upon me is your own weakness upon yourself. so there...
Now wheres my Smokes.
I don't wanna here it!!
so how ?

 

TY Mankind
Jaza

 

Its all about voting for fools, even if the fools are foolin around, and stuff about last summer and things i know about.. I mean what you did as the river swiftly ran through my fingers and the birch trees reminded me of the blair which....
And Homer in the background...university stuff.. you know!
jaza
ty again sasquatch/er ManKind

 

Which smurf is that you're sportin?

 

since you asked...HAHA, I can hardly believe your the first to ask...
not brainy, thats forsure.................
Vanity smurf...man...I am SO HOT!

 

I agree 100% with ya, man. It takes one to know one.

You'd have made a good addition to my OB-GYN practice.
We used to have zany times in my office, always smiling
and laughing and having fun.

If it isn't fun, is isn't worth doing. And if it waters off a few
folks, so what? They just have their knickers on too tight.

('course, most of the time in MY office, their knickers were
on the hangers).

Gotta smile as you go through life.

 

Good therapy, everyones weird, bad weird your not. I love Tears for Fears, or were you kidding? Gotta please yourself first.