Important Life Lessons

You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

 

Very deep.












and funny.

 

dam plants they deserve what u give them

 

plants? I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat PLANTS!!!

 

i got one

"I may not be happy now, but you'll always be ugly!"

yea I agree,
if it don't bleed, don't eat it

 

Nothing wrong with plants. They add a bit of color.... around the meat.

 

Plants are what cows eat, and cows are what we eat! Yes, plants are definately good for something!

 

Oh...So now you're too GOOD for plants. Jeez...the arrogance of some people.

 

I'd be arrogant if I were picky about my meat. Frankly is it's dead, pass the salt. Plants are to cover up all that dirt lying around. I mean.. ew. it's like eating dirt.