Is This You?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by darlene1029, May 18, 2009.

  1. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012


    If you can start the day without caffeine,

    If you can get going without pep pills,

    If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

    If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

    If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

    If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,

    If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

    If you can conquer tension without medical help,

    If you can relax without liquor,

    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,




    ...Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!


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  2. bigtrucks

    bigtrucks MajorGeek

    roflmao Ain't it the truth. That is so funny. I have one of them myself. Thanks Darlene I needed that today. (the laugh)
     
  3. Kestrel13!

    Kestrel13! Super Malware Fighter - Major Dilemma Staff Member

    short answer... NO! LOL
     
  4. KathyM

    KathyM Master Sergeant

    I'm with you on that Kes - gotta have my java and a smoke!:)
     
  5. Kestrel13!

    Kestrel13! Super Malware Fighter - Major Dilemma Staff Member

    it pretty much goes with the territory doesn't it? :-D
     
  6. KingSteve

    KingSteve MajorGeek

  7. hrlow2

    hrlow2 MajorGeek

    Count me in on the coffee and cigarettes.
    Reach for them as soon as my feet hit the floor.
     
  8. BILLMCC66

    BILLMCC66 Bionic Belgian

    Coffee and cigarettes are my biggest vices (i didn't say only)
    The doc tells me i should cut down on both but the day can't get going without them.
     
  9. hrlow2

    hrlow2 MajorGeek

    I MIGHT be able to give up cigarettes, but they will be planting me with a coffee cup in my hand.
     
  10. KathyM

    KathyM Master Sergeant

    Yuppers!! It's like pork & beans, coffee and donuts, to name a few :)
     
  11. KathyM

    KathyM Master Sergeant

    Mine too, but for me I have to add my wine to the list :)
     
  12. Kestrel13!

    Kestrel13! Super Malware Fighter - Major Dilemma Staff Member

    the list of sins is increasing ... LOL
     
  13. BILLMCC66

    BILLMCC66 Bionic Belgian

    Let he who is without sin cast the first wine bottle.
     

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