Just heard a funny (but kinda morbid) joke

A business man from California just received notice that his father died.

The man really wanted to get over to Kansas to see his father laid to rest, but his prior commitments kept him from it. So, he figured the next best thing would be call the funeral home and tell the people to give him the best possible funeral and just send the bill to him.

A few weeks later, the man receives a bill for $16,085. Dwelling over his father's death as he pulls out his check book, the man pays it, and goes on with his day the best he can.

A few weeks later, the man receives another bill for $85.00. Kinda confused, the man writes the check, sends it out, and forgets about it.

A few weeks after that, the man receives yet another bill for $85.00. Slightly agitated, the man picks up the phone and calls the funeral home.

"Hi, yes, about a month ago I arranged to have the bill for my dad's funeral sent to me, but I've gotten two more bills for $85.00 in the past month. Do you happen to know what the problem is?"

"Well, sir, you said to give your father the best possible funeral, so we rented him a tux."

dun dun tsch.

 

Re: Just heard a funny, but kinda morbid, joke

lol... aah dear...

 

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