Kids R Funny

A US Congressman was seated next to a
little girl on the airplane when the Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's
talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with
your fellow passenger.'* The little girl, who had just opened her book,
closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking crisis?' and
he smiles. OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that
is?'

The Congressman, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the
little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss banking when you
don't know shit?


:cool

 

roflmaoI have to admit, that was pretty cute! However, that little girl needs her mouth washed out with hot sauce:-D Saturday night I was given the duty of passing out candy to the 'trick or treaters' and one little girl, about 4 or 5 years old, came to the door and said 'trick or treat.' So I said 'if I don't give you a treat what will you do?' She looked up at me with the biggest blue eyes and said, 'well I'll just go next door!:-D Needless to say, that was NOT the answer I expected! I gave her triple the candy!!!

 

OMG! That was hilarious from both of you! roflmao roflmao roflmao
Thank you for sharing!!!!

 

That is cute loonacyle LOL

 

roflmao I died laughing

 

Thats so funny stubby :-D:-D:-D kids you couldn't bet on them could you, because no matter what you think they're gunna say, they say something totally different !!

 

I personally think kids are great, they tend to say it as it is without any forethought to the ramifications of how they say something.