Kids say funny stuff sometimes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BluesMan, Nov 4, 2004.

  1. BluesMan

    BluesMan Sgt. Snot Bubble

    Wife just called. Oldest son (3.5) comes out of the bathroom...

    "Mom, I can't go poop because my butt is running out of oil."


    What the hell is that supposed to mean? LOL!
     
    BluesMan, Nov 4, 2004
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  2. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough


    Looks like you'll be needing one of these......
     

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    eclayton, Nov 4, 2004
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  3. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    and, some of this! :D
     

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  4. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    Hey, he asked for it, I'm just trying to lend a helping hand! :D
     
    eclayton, Nov 4, 2004
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  5. BluesMan

    BluesMan Sgt. Snot Bubble

    Nice ...LOL!
     
    BluesMan, Nov 4, 2004
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  6. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Prunes should do the trick.




    Be sure to remove the pits before shoving them in. :D
     
    G.T., Nov 4, 2004
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  7. animatorStrike

    animatorStrike <a href="http://www.acrodata.com/fun/waaa.jpg">Rid

    More fiber works well. ;)
     
    animatorStrike, Nov 4, 2004
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  8. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    My youngest son (now 27) was/is small in that area. Still causes him difficulty some times when the system is clogged. Baz

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    bigbazza, Nov 5, 2004
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  9. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!

    Raisins. All I can say is LOTS of RAISINS.... :rolleyes:


    :D
     
    cindysnoopy, Nov 6, 2004
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