Kodoism for the day

Ok so me and the wife are chatting away in bed last night.

Dictator: I want to leave by 7am tomorrow
Me: 7:30
Dictator: No, 7am.. I have alot of things to do tomorrow
Me: 7:30 and I'll rub your feet
Dictator: 7:15
Me: 7:30 .. 15 minutes a foot.
Dictator: No, 7am.. this wouldn't be a problem if you didn't take half an hour showers..
Me:But sometimes I shave in the shower. It saves me time overall..I don't need to put shaving creame on or anything. I just have to feel my face for stubble and shave it off.
Dictator:But why does it take so long? I shave my legs in the shower and it doesn't take me that long..
Me: Yeah, but you can see your legs, I can't see my face.
Dictator:I couldn't see my legs when I was pregnant.
Me: I know, and there were parts of your legs that looked like sasquatch..
Dictator:7am..


The shoe strikes again..

 

hahahaha... oh dear.. poor mr kodo

 

you put up a good argument there Kodo, but we know they always get what they want in the end.

 

Agreed on that part.

 

You're not going to tell us you go to the toilet in the shower to save EVEN more time, to are you?



(Well there's a drain there!)

 

Exactly there is a drain. lol

 

so kodo.. what are you shaving that takes half an hour?



<dr. evil> Theres really nothing more breathtaking than a shorn scrotum.. </dr. evil>

 

you ...you...

 

woo hoo!!! I win the prize! I left Kodo beyond words... I rule.

 

LOL. Kodo, you'll need a few more before you earn your old title back

 

no.. beyond words would have been if I put ........ It's hard to portray a smiling Sicilian waving his finger at you and saying 'you.. you..' and giggling at the same time.. it's all in the delivery..

 

Consumer Alert:
Hey, they make mirrors
to use
in the shower -
and (supposedly)
they don't fog up!

Can it get any better than this?!

 

hubby has one of those. i dont know if it works or not, as we use diffferent bathrooms! lol

 

Would be nice if they made electric shavers that worked in there Damn razors cut the crap outta my face. But Im always in a rush I may shave to fast

 

Don't need one. I'm not that inept.

 

Excuse me, did you use a ghost-writer for post #1?

If your wife has a problem -- then YOU are inept!

 

no, i'm quite sufficient at putting my foot in my mouth, thank you. So I'm not inept in that dept at all

 

C'mon, Shoe, we're waiting....for a new Kodoism.

I thought this might become a
regular feature
here on the forum