maturity

As I've Matured...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others -
they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless of course we're famous.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

and I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity......I enjoy it.

 

and, you can get more with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile.

Steve

 

Whatever.

 

Well, I'm not paying, then! ....<Stamps feet & put's fingers in ears!>

 

And darned difficult to get a refund, too.

 

Not true!

You can make someone love you, but it doesn't last long, and normally costs me about $50 each time.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/star17abby/yippe.gif clap...clap...clap

 

Yeah, that's what he got the last time.