Max crosses the Line

This is Max. He belongs to close friends of ours.


"Finally" thought Mr Bunny, "someone to play with."

 

LOL. I thought this would be about AbbySue's father.

 

Let's not jump to conclusions here. It looks bad, but I'm sure there are a number of ways that poor Mr Bun could have lost his head, that have nothing to do with Max.





No, he's toast.

 

That's right, I like to stick up for the underdog.

Where's Mr. Bunny's left ear for instance, hmmmm?

Maybe someone had a go at him before Max came on the scene and Max was trying to help Mr. Bunny to no avail. And now he's being blamed!

 

Yeah, and lets not judge before we hear Max's story!

It could be that Mr Bunny attacked Max, and Max just acted in self defence!

 

There's a pretty suspicious looking red dog hiding behind Max there.

Maybe he saw something...

 

Decapitation! LOL

 

"Well, your honor, that thing kept taunting me;'Trix are for kids! Trix are for kids!' I lost my head!...er, well, we both did!"

 

At least he doesn't chew holes in your nicest woolliest jumpers like my cat does

 

I do have a quiet neighborhood

 

I just listened to Led Zepplin's "black dog" backwards on an old phonograph, it sez "bunny suicide,bunny suicide, bunny suicide"

 

I say the cat put it there to frame the dog

 

awwww.... he's giving the sad eyes....

 

....and you're all falling for it. The dog did it, I tell ya!!!

 

i say max was framed. notice the lack of stuffing except for the body. no stuffing hanging from max. this was staged to frame that poor sweet max. probably the ferret did it.

 

Did anyone bother to look under the couch?

Maybe a gang of Dust Bunnies got upset with Mr. Bunny and plotted revenge.

It was nighttime, everyone was sleeping, including Max (probably leaving hair all over his master's bed or favorite chair) so the Dust Bunny Baddies did their dirty deed!

 

"If Max had gone straight to the police, this would've never have happened. "
First one who tells me what cartoon that's from gets a big smack on the noggin from me

 

I also suspect Poor Max may have been framed. Looks like tthe body was placed around him whist he was in a drunken slumber.

Note the lack of innards at the crime scene. Then there is the matter of the missing ear. Looks like the work of the dreaded Cat Mafia to me. Trying to get poor 'ol Max locked away for a long, long time!

Be on the look out for a rabbit ear in the mail.
(Or someone with half a T.V. antenna. )

 

Obviously, Max is a police dog for the Fashion Squad, and upon seeing the stripped outfit on the bunny, attacked, but fell into a deep depression for not giving Mr. Bun a chance to change his clothes.
Either that, or he was enraged by the pattern on the sofa, and took it out on the bunny.
BTW, how old is Max ? (NO, not Abby's Max). He looks just like my Lab at about 10.

 

Max is 12, slider. That grey beard is a dead giveaway.

 

Look's Guilty,
Feed em the cat now, I'm sure he wont do it again.

 

I could not even google this one-

what is the answer?