Morning.. ! Cup of [fill in the blank]

for you all
http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf

 

Well now! I'm awake now! Thanks much!

 

I ....will .... not... drink... coffee.... again

 

<makes note to send Kodo a pee-mail>

Thanks for the morning pick-me-up.

 

Since our work computers have Flash, ActiveX, and anything else fun but insecure disabled, I can sit here tranquilly and sip my coffee.

 

QUICK!! rush him to the operating room.. we must update his humor chip!!

 

Long overdue. My CPU is an Athlon 64, but my humor chip is an ATI Rage2, way out of date.

But then, how does inability to view the link impune my sense of humor?

 

because you muster no desire to circumvent for a laugh..

 

Circumvent... That's venting your anger on the wrong person, right?

 

right.. you got it here's a cookie

 

now thats coffee

alot stronger than that
sissy "coffee" cappuccino out of a machine
real cappuccino tastes like a chew'd up cigar
oh yea. . . .thats the good stuff

a little too much cream for me though

 

It used to be "coffee please".
Now it's "triple grande, decaf, sugar-free vanilla, nonfat, free pour, extra hot, no foam, no whip, two pump mocha... please". hack hack wheeze wheeze

 

Great... caffeine freak who equated coffee with monkey piss. Nice one, Mr. Shoe

 

I'm at a severe disadvantage when ordering coffee, since I never learned to speak Starbuck. Kinda like an immigrant I knew many years ago.

Every morning I'd see him at IHOP, and he always ordered apple pie & coffee. Eventually, I asked him if he didn't get tired of that every day, and he admitted he did, so I encouraged him to order a real breakfast, like their Triple Header special. So the next morning, he comes in and orders that. And the order went like this....

What meat do you want?

What you got?

Ham, bacon, sausage patties, sausage links.

Uh.... ham.

How do you want your eggs?

How you do?

Scrambled, over easy, medium or hard, hard boiled, soft boiled, ....

Apple pie & coffee.

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha

LMFAO!!!

thats good

 

lol i dont noe wheather to laugh or puke