My thought for the night.. ponder

Well, when ya have nothing else to say... why not fart.. it just seems like a logical progression. I find that it works quite well when the conversation has reached a point where there is nothing else to talk about and you really can't figure out how to "end" it and say "I gotta go".. what better way than to fart and give you both a reason.. Even more fun is you can look at them like it wasn't you who did it, like nothing happened and get a rise from the look on their face when they suck in fart and realize.. "ewww.. somthing sTaNkY! I gotta go.. "

from the journals of Kodo..

see you all tomorrow!

 

Leave a stinker like that, then walk out of the room. Fitting I guess.

 

Better hope no one remembers that ruse. They might just have a BIC lighter ready and blow you to kingdom come

 

Endi walks in and What the.... Ok who did it

 

At my age I can fart on demand.....and really enjoy it...just cause I can.

 

It wasn't me......I was in another part of the forum... <walks away snickering>

 

LOL

you can almost detect the food that was eaten

either cannolis or tacos

 

Tacos of course......wouldn't have it any other way.

 

From the 'Phantasma Chronicles'......

 

Yea, and its the best way to put an end to a meeting.

"Any more questions"
<sniff>
"Good, meeting's over"

Its also a good way to make sure noone steals your favorite chair.

 

LFMAO!!! so true Phantom.. so true..

 

Just take Trippy's advice.......




....'Nuff said!

 

I like that one! A friends little brother tried that when we were kids. Caught his pants on fire!! Serious damage done to his psyche! Shorts were ruined! Still he is a dad now, so all was not lost...