Nasty Accident

Those crazy Welsh.....talk about embarrassing.........remember boys you have to be careful when tightening nuts

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-43147991

 

I was tightening some nuts and the ring spanner slipped then before I could do anything I was trapped and the fire brigade had to rescue me

 

Errrr..........strong wind

 

If they can do it in China...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3751470/chinese-man-penis-trapped-wrench-dentist-drill/

 

Hehe, was that a 1 1/4"

 

Hey Eldon this link was at the bottom of your article........and it made my eyes water

https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/340...-his-manhood-with-red-hot-hair-straighteners/

 

HaHaHa!
I read that. Talk about straightening out her man.

The other two may have been auditioning for 'The Nutcracker'...

 

No, it wasn't.
https://s9.postimg.org/kqb7h1z1r/nuts.jpg

 

He sure made a balls up...

 

I hadn't been following these links and from the tone of the conversations, I don't think I even want to know!

 

Probably safer to avoid unless you want watery eyes

 

Watery from ooohhh that hurt or from ooohhh that must have hurt!!

 

According to the urologist it's the worst case of testicular torsion he had seen...

 

Might give me nightmares. I don't need it. Ain't going there.

I have a hard enough time keeping my urologist off my a$$ as it is. I tell him I just don't believe your finger can see that good! No sir!

 

A man I work with for about 10 years now has a son who started to work with us at about 19 yoa. He had a girlfriend, and they had been heavy petting, not going all the way. Well, after one weekend he swelled up so bad his dad said he could barely walk. He went to see the dr. Dr said that he had got his testicles TIED IN A KNOT! How they got them UN-TIED I don't even want to know that either!

 

Yep both.....pretty well sums it up

 

I think my urologist is a cross-dressing proctologist! No sir, not what I came here for!

 

Jeez that sounds nasty................speaking of swollen nuts.........a week before Christmas in 2014 was the culmination of a kidney infection that became a bladder infection that became a urinary tract infection and then the week before Christmas my right testicle swelled up to the size of a large orange. They had to give me two shots of Pethidine so they could do an ultrasound. The pain was excruciating and the painkillers only reduced it to bearable but still really sore if I moved
Turns out it was a hydrocele caused by the other infection......took over a month and lots of antibiotics to get better. Of course it couldn't have happened at a worse time as we have a bunch of people over for Christmas dinner and I do all the cooking........all I can say is the big doses of Endone and Targin got me through

 

Some nuts are not meant to be tightened...

 

He's lucky the didn't loose that nut.
I can here the nicknames - half life, one nut wonder, wrecking ball, sack-o-solitude...

 

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