Never Forget Your Anniversary

Ed was in trouble.


He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.


She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER

BE THERE".



The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.



When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure

enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the

driveway.



Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,

brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a

brand new bathroom scale.



Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday

 

LOL! Maybe I shouldn't have been drinking pop when I read that. Pop going out your nose hurts.

 

pretty funny.....

 

Lol some good stuff there!

 

In this area, he'd have bought her a new gas grill. Results would likely have been the same though.

 

I just posted a thread about my anniversary being today and found this one.. Funny joke, sad about G.T.