Never under estimate how a woman thinks

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by nickson2, Sep 18, 2004.

  1. nickson2

    nickson2 Master Sergeant

    Take a look at this.... my sis kh360 emailed it me.


    A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour.

    The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

    "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

    The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

    The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

    Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

    He then pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

    The car's now up to 60.

    "I want the car, too," he continues.

    65 mph.

    "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."

    The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

    The wife at last replies -- in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." She says.

    "Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"

    Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.

    "The airbag."



    NEVER underestimate how a woman thinks.
     
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  2. Dande

    Dande Private E-2

    Muhahahahaha!!!!
     
  3. Just Playin

    Just Playin MajorGeek

    Shoulda got the one with dual airbags.
     
  4. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    ROFLMAO. That's why I prefer to drive. Bazza:D
     
  5. COBRA90GT

    COBRA90GT Private First Class

    LOL! How's that one saying go, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned?" Very fitting!
     
  6. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    newer cars have passenger side air bags. :)

    good one :D
     
  7. Freddy

    Freddy Sergeant

    He deserved it...letting a woman drive.
     
  8. Wenchie

    Wenchie I R teh brat

    Who sent this to you?!?! I told them not to tell anyone.... thats how i lost my first husband. or two...
     

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