New Cell Phone & New Printer Question

Please remember, I'm a computer dummy and need very basic instructions, ok? lol

My New Cell Phone
http://www.wirelesswave.ca/rogers_phones_details.asp?PhoneID=589

My New Multifunction Printer
http://www.usa.canon.com/consumer/controller?act=ModelInfoAct&fcategoryid=116&modelid=13369

Now, how I do get a video taken on my cell phone, onto my computer? Do I do it through the printer? Do I do it through the computer? I've tried the USB cable thingy from the cell phone to the computer, but nothing showed up. I tried to e-mail myself the video, but couldn't find a darn tootin thing!

I'm very confused! Is this when you use Bluetooth? I've heard that word before, but do I understand it? Nope, course not! lol From what I understand, both the camera and the printer have bluetooth. How and what do I use that for?

Please help me figure this out.
Many thanks!