Oh Lev! From Halo With Luv

Blonde's Year in Review:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!

Sic 'em!!!!

 

Lol!!!!

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/star17abby/nopity.gifPaleeze...you really think she's gonna fall for that? She's a lot smarter than that David.

 

Bwahahahaha...beware the blondes Halo.........they're gonna get you!

We can always get him back Abbysue....


Q: What do you call a Liverpudlian (someone from Liverpool, UK) in a suit?

A: The Accused


<in loud Porridge* voice>
"David Halo Geek..you stand accused of appalling blonde jokes and are sentenced to bringing Abbysue her Starbucks every morning for the next 3 years"


*Porridge was a sitcom in the UK in the 80s about prison life for a couple of inmates

 

AbbySue..............did you see the calendar of blondes that those quotes came from?????

 

uhmmmm....well....now ya got me scared...but uhmmm.....no







LOL ??

 

rut roh......

 

LMAO...I love it! *cracking up*

Halo...none of that coffee you can see through once it's brewed...I like a nice dark blend...black with a little sugar...thanks dear

 

exactly....and with Larry...aka the pooty meister ya gotta be vewy vewy caweful....never trust a retired gynecologist with a big heart and wonderful sense of humor

 

*sings to Halo*

"Bad boy bad boy...watcha gunna do....watcha gunna do when the blonde comes for you...bad boy bad boy"



You can run...but you can't hide.....

 

Those are good.

Steve

 

Why Lev!..I didn't know you had such a lovely singing voice! Wow!

 

I admit...they are pretty clever...and as difficult as it is for me say this..you have to thank Halo...he STARTED IT!!!

 

Very nice, lot's of blondes.

Steve

 

You missed on Ab...er, Halo: February was a tough month for jobs.

February 30th: Fired from the CIA. Was sent out to blow up a terrorist leader's car, and burned my lips on the exhaust pipe.

 

You guy's ever heard about BlondeStar? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blondestar.html

Steve

 

soooo funny

 

*Sings to Halo cos Abbysue said I had a nice voice*

"Welcome to the Hotel Geekafornia....you can check out any time you like...but you can never leave"

[evil voice] muhahahahaha [/evil voice]

bad boys bad boys.... <repeat to fade>

 

Oh me oh my what a kerfuffle!

 

I should not listen to things like this at work..Tears in my eyes..FUNNY.

 

This kind of remark coming from you...nope!...I'm not surprised one little bit! LMAO

 

As long as we don't have any grey jokes.

My hair is starting to go grey, which I hate. Time for a number 1 with the clippers.


"Grey Hair"

A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign up for his benefits.

Upon his arrival the clerk asked for proof of his age. When he reached for his wallet the embarrassed man realised he had left it home.

After explaining his problem to the clerk, she replied, "Don't worry, just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is grey you will qualify."

The senior citizen opened up his shirt and was soon signed up for his benefits.

Upon arriving home, he related the story to his wife.

She looked at him, smiled and said, "Too bad you didn't drop your pants. You would have qualified for disability too!"

 

this is a really great blonde joke

 

Heh!, heh! -Thanks for the laff, Abby!

Well, don't complain - some people would cut their fingers off their left hand to be "framed by blondes"...