Old catchy song, silly lyrics...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LauraR, Apr 26, 2009.

  1. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    So I'm driving down the street this evening and on my satellite radio tuned into the 70s channel a song I have not heard since, well, probably the 70s came on.

    "Little Willy"

    As if the lyrics aren't ridiculous enough:

    the video is even more unbelievable. I particularly love the yellow jumpsuit.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3XGjnQgsJA



    What the song with the dumbest lyrics you can think of?
     
    Last edited: Apr 26, 2009
  2. sikvik

    sikvik Corporal Karma

  3. thesmokingun

    thesmokingun MajorGeek

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  4. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds. I know it was supposed to refer to the effects of LSD, but still.......a major lyric car crash.​

    Picture yourself in a boat on a river
    With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
    A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

    Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
    Towering over your head
    Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
    And she's gone

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh...

    Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
    Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
    Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
    That grow so incredibly high

    Newpaper taxis appear on the shore
    Waiting to take you away
    Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
    And you're gone

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh...

    Picture yourself on a train in a station
    With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
    Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle
    The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes

    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh...
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh...
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds (fade out)

    Comes with the worst rendition of a song in history......ever.​

     
  5. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    One of my favorite songs. :-D Maybe I had too much lsd. heh...j/kLOL


    Here's another:

    "Blinded by the Light"

    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night
    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night
    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night

    Madman dummers bummers,
    Indians in the summer,
    With a teenager diplomat
    And the dumps with the mumps
    As the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
    With a boulder my shoulder,
    feeling kinda older,
    I tripped the merry-go-round
    With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin,
    the calliope crashed to the ground

    the calliope crashed to the ground

    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night
    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night
    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night
    Blinded by the light
    revved up like a deuce
    Another runner in the night

    Some silicon sister with a manager mister
    told me I go what it takes.
    She said "I'll turn you on sonny to something strong
    play the song with the funky break"
    And go-cart Mozart was checkin' out the
    weather charts see if it was safe outside
    And little Early Burly came by in his curly wurly
    and asked me if i needed a ride...




    By the way, up until I just googled the lyrics, I had no idea it was saying "revved up like a deuce". LOL
     
  6. Paxton007

    Paxton007 MajorGeek

    Lithium lyrics - Nirvana
    Songwriters: Cobain, Kurt; Novoselic, Krist; Grohl, David;

    I'm so happy 'cause today
    I found my friends
    They're in my head
    I'm so ugly, that's okay
    'Cause so are you
    Broke our mirrors
    Sunday morning is everyday
    For all I care
    And I'm not scared
    Light my candles, in a daze
    'Cause I've found God

    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah

    I'm so lonely, that's ok
    I shaved my head
    And I'm not sad
    And just maybe
    I'm to blame for all I've heard
    I'm not sure
    I'm so excited
    I can't wait to meet you there
    And I don't care
    I'm so horny, that's okay
    My will is good

    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah

    I like it I'm not gonna crack
    I miss you I'm not gonna crack
    I love you I'm not gonna crack
    I killed you I'm not gonna crack

    I like it I'm not gonna crack
    I miss you I'm not gonna crack
    I love you I'm not gonna crack
    I killed you I'm not gonna crack

    I'm so happy 'cause today
    I found my friends
    They're in my head
    I'm so ugly, but that's okay
    'Cause so are you
    Broke our mirrors
    Sunday morning is everyday
    For all I care
    And I'm not scared
    Light my candles in a daze
    'Cause I've found god

    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah
    Yeah

    I like it I'm not gonna crack
    I miss you I'm not gonna crack
    I love you I'm not gonna crack
    I killed you I'm not gonna crack

    I like it I'm not gonna crack
    I miss you I'm not gonna crack
    I love you I'm not gonna crack
    I killed you I'm not gonna crack


    ___________

    On a side note, when I was younger and in Boy Scouts, this friend and I were going to start a band, and put out a blank CD, no word, no lyrics, no song titles... just 80 minutes of nothing.. Figured you could make your own words and such as you drove, and the CD would sell to all genre's. LOL


    We were trying to be like this:
    http://www.elmundo.es/papel/2003/08/19/Library/19uve.jpg

    But we were really more like this:
    http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/03/28/amd_shamwow.jpg

    LOL
     
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2009
  7. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    Yep I remember hearing it, but now Dan rolleyes as it was playing he walked down the hall, came back, playing air guitar, singing it word for word. :-D
    oh and FYI the band is Sweet (name not opinion) ;)
     
  8. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    lmao...the do look 'Sweet'.LOL

    It's also a catchy song. Just kinda silly lyrics.
     
  9. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    My man the bubble gummer :-D


    PS, know how couples have (thier song)? He thinks our is by Meat Loaf shhhh
    it's really Van Morrison ;)
     
  10. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    heh...Paradise by the Dashboard Light??? LOL
     
  11. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

    roflmao

    You so sharp, you gonna cut yourself, L.
     
  12. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    's your song too, isn't it Joey?? :-D
     
  13. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

    Nope. Ours is a Tammy Wynette classic. D.I.V.O.R.C.E. :-D Kidding!!
     
  14. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    Close, it's (I won't do that) I told him now it's more like (Two out of Three Ain't Bad)
    Aw that's mean huh? think I was mad when I said that. LOL
     
  15. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    Don't care for her any more, Stood By My Man way too long :(
     
  16. Paxton007

    Paxton007 MajorGeek

    How about

    Lady Antebellum - Lookin' For A Good Time

    Girl you’re beautiful
    You’re bout near perfect
    But I bet somebody’s already told you that
    Name your poison
    Name your passion
    Cause a boy like me just couldn’t help but ask
    Keep on talking to me baby
    I’m hanging on your every word
    Keep those drinks a coming maybe
    We’ll both get what we deserve

    How bout baby
    We make a promise
    To not promise anything more than one night
    Complicated situations
    Only get worse in the morning light
    Hey I’m just lookin’ for a good time

    Put in a long hard week doing this 9 to 5
    And you’re just the girl to get that off my mind
    You shouldn’t ‘ve worn that dress
    You shouldn’t dance like that
    You got this little heart of mine in overdrive
    I sure love this conversation
    The band is good, the music’s loud
    Would you get the wrong impression
    (radio version here says "If I asked you to dance right now.")
    If I called us a cab right now

    How bout baby
    We make a promise
    To not promise anything more than one night
    Complicated situations
    Only get worse in the morning light
    Hey I’m just lookin’ for a good time

    Go ahead and lie to me and pull me close
    Tell me that you love me even if you don’t
    The rule is don’t you ever even talk about forever
    But you never say never in life

    How bout baby
    We make a promise
    To not promise anything more than one night
    Complicated situations
    Only get worse in the morning light
    Hey I’m just lookin’ for a good time

    Hey I’m just lookin’ for a good time

    ______

    I always picture this song as a guy talking to some girl at the bar, talking her up as well as he can, and she's blowing him off for a while. Sounds like he's almost being ignored with the first two or three exchanges. It feels like sarcasm by the end of the song, I like this song a lot, but if I am right, it's kinda goofy, although it's not old..
     
  17. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    lol...I think as far as lyrics go, it's pretty good.




    OH! I have one:

    "Yellow Submarine"

    Need I say more?? :-D
     
  18. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

  19. thesmokingun

    thesmokingun MajorGeek

    something tells me i should be glad that i've never heard of that song, and i hope to forget it as well
     
  20. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

  21. Paxton007

    Paxton007 MajorGeek

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLBfwblps8

    Chuck Berry: My Ding-A-Ling
    (lyrics as typed by a 3rd grader, I suppose)

    When I was a little bitty boy
    My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
    Silver bells hangin on a string
    she told me it was my ding a ling a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    you know then mamma took me to sunday school
    they tried to teach me the golden rule
    every time the choir would sing
    i'd take out my ding a ling a ding

    then mamma took me to grammar school
    but i stopped off in the vestibule
    every time that bell would ring
    catch me playin with my ding a ling a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    once i was climbing the garden wall
    i slipped and had a terrible fall
    i fell so hard i heard bells ring
    but held on to my ding a ling a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    I remember the girl next door
    we used to play house on the kitchen floor
    she'd be the queen and i'd be the king
    and i let her play with my ding a ling a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    once i was swiming cross turtle creek
    man them snappers all around my feet
    sure was hard swimming across that thing
    with both hands holding my ding a ling a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    girl downstairs
    shes so big and bold
    grandma warned me, "shes too old"
    she used to take me swingin in the school yard swing
    swing down and take my ding a ling a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    this here song it aint so sad
    the cutest little song you ever had
    those of you who will not sing
    you must be playing with your own ding a ling

    o my ding a ling ,
    my ding a ling
    i want u to play with my ding a ling

    your ding a ling
    your ding a ling
    we saw u playin with your ding a ling

    oh my ding a ling
    everybody sing
    i want to play with my
    everybody
    my, ding a ling oh my, ding a ling
    (slow down) I wanna play (everybody) with my ding a ling...!!!
     
  22. Paxton007

    Paxton007 MajorGeek


    No disrespect, in my email notification, without seeing the actual video, I thought I was going to see you posting this song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1DzlRvd0C4

    Just based on what I have quoted. LOL

    By the way, there's enough hair in this video to give me nightmares. Also, on a side note, I thought for sure that the third from the left was going to be the one singing the part I thought I quoted from you. LOL was I wrong. :cool
     
  23. Paxton007

    Paxton007 MajorGeek

    One more, I could live in this thread, I've listened to some goofy garbage in my 30 years. If you remember "The Rednex" they did a song called "Cotton-Eyed Joe" back in the day. Being a DJ back then, I bought the CD, and found this gem..

    "Old Pop in an Oak"
    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey

    Our big daddy is always the leader
    He is the family's captain and chief, the one
    I choked when my skin's caught up in my throat
    'Cause there was our pop in the oak

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke


    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey

    Hey
    Hey

    Our big mama, she really had her guts go
    When daddy put the barbeque on maximum
    And caught her favorite pet, a skunk whose name's Garth
    Short after our pop was up far

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

    The Rednex shocking
    The Rednex shocking
    Yahoo!

    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke (woo-hoo!)

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke (woo-hoo!)

    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey, hey hey
    Hey, hey

    Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak
    Once you could hear the sucker linger show
    Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak
    Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

    _______________________

    Though the video is TV friendly, and available on Youtube, I'm not bringing it here.
     

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