OT:Things your wife screams at the kids in the tub while you're playing guitar

"If you stick that up your nose one more time, you're coming out of the tub!"




anyone else got some to share

 

Well, I'm laughing my a_ _ off right now.

Your a lucky man Blues.

Steve

 

Unlock this door and turn that water off! (tub overflowing and water comming out through chandelier in dining room downstairs.)

 

Maybe that's an idea for a song!

I'm curious what were they putting in thier nose.


My kids are teenagers, usually not home.
When the wife is yelling, it's usually directed at me.
That's when I turn on the CD player and play that " Shut up when I'm talking to you" song!


PS try not ta let your Amp fall into the tub!

 

Opposite at our house. It's "Dad, hurry up, I need a shower...... Dad? Are you stinking it up in there?

 

"There's no bus!!"

My son loves the word "bus".. everything is a bus to him right now.lol He has a fairly large vocabulary, but bus is his buzz word I guess..lol.

 

My eldest makes up little nonsense songs and sings them full blast in the shower, much to the amusement of the neighbors

 

One bathroom 4 people. If someone is taking a little longer than usual in the shower, we simply let them know they better hurry up, by turning on the kitchen faucet. This cuts off the hot water to the bathroom. Heh, heh, naughty, but it works like a charm!

 

You're supposed to clean it, not play with it.

 

My wife tells me that all the time..

 

just wait, it will happen to ya....in time, you'll have to force them to clean themselfs,.......in the teen years.......you won't be able to get in yourself....at my house, one daughter has left the nest, but there is still two girls here, and plus of course my girl friend, using time in the bathroom.......we only have one.........and then me
...wobbles

 

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!

I needed that to get the day off to a great start....Thanks Blues.

 

Well, not exactly a bathtub warning -

Seeing my wife look down the hallway, stiffen up, and yell to my then 3 year old son " Get your head OUT of the toilet"

Oh - and figuring out the stench of pee in the bathroom was because he found it easier to stand in the bathtub and pee rather than aim at the toilet
(4 years old)

 

lmao good one. that'll have me laughing for the rest of the night.

 

Bethany has been teaching Drexel to say things like "Hel-lo Gorgeous!" and "What's Happenin' Hot Stuff!"

It's pretty cute.

 

A little off the original subject, but bathroom related none-the-less.

I heard several kitten cries coming from the bathroom, only to find my (then) 2 1/2 year old shoving kittens in the toilet, closing the lid, and reaching for the handle.

Kitties go down the hole (some parents should get that one)

LAIGo