Phishing scams..

I hate phishing scams...I got like 6 of these same emails in my inbox today
Funny that I have no connections with the bank whatsoever. . Anyone else been recieving these?

 

You'd think they would know better Bladesofhalo they should have said:-
FREE GIRLS & BOOZE......................................Click here

 

I've had those in the past Blades. Recently I am getting spammed incessantly from Home Depot, only I doubt it has anything to do with Home Depot per se. Never bought anything from there anyway...I'm a "Jerry's" gal

 

Hey it works for me , They must have a "Kid's" filter or something

I can just see our Blade's at his keyboard clicking on the link and saying "Come on darn it work" till his fingers are raw

 

Yea you gotta love teenagers and their Hormones, think I lost mine, here hormy, come on boy...................Dang now what was I looking for

 

If memory serves me right I think I had one of those "Penile" thingy's, just don't quite know where I put it

 

If its from Home Depot, them most like the spammer is Mexican

 

The thing you refer to is a penile pump right

 

Oh yea that guy, I wonder where he is right now, jail or the nuthouse

 

They struck again and its a Nigerian scam I bet..heres the deal

Code:

ATTN:SIR/MADAM,
I WISH TO SOLICITE YOUR ASSISTANCE TO PROVIDE ME WITH A SOLUTION TO A 
MONEY TRANSFER OF TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED  THOUSAND (US10,500,000.00 
M).MY NAME IS (deleted), AN ACCOUNT OFFICER IN THE BANK .I GOT YOUR 
CONTACT ADDRESS VIA THE INTERNATIONAL INFORMATION EXCHANGE BUREAU OF MY 
COUNTRY,IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND TRUSTED FOREIGN PARTNER FOR 
THIS BENEFICIAL BUSSINESS .
A CITIZEN OF YOUR CONTRY AND A BUSSINESSMAN BY NAME ,LEFT A CLOSING 
BALANCE OF(US10,500,000.00 M),WITH MY BANK BEFORE HIS DEATH IN THE ILL 
FATED PLANE CLASH 2005.
AFTER THE DEATH ,I DISCOVERED  THAT HE PRESENTED HIS ONLY SON AS THE 
NEXT OF KIN TO HIS FUND,BUT IT WAS QUITE UNFORTUNATE THAT THE EXPLOSION 
CLAIMED THE LIVES OF THE ENTIRE FAMILIES, AS THEIR WAS KNOW SURVIVOR.
AFTER SERIOUS INVESTIGATIONS,I FOUND OUT THAT THERE WAS NOBODY LEFT TO 
CLAIM THIS MONEY,AND IF THE MONEY IS KEPT IN THE BANK FOR A LONG 
TIME,THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS MAY TURN IT INTO A DIFFERENT ACCOUNT,IT WAS IN 
THE COURSE OF THESE THAT I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU TO FRONT YOU AS THE 
BENEFICIARY OF THE MONEY,FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR 
ACCOUNT.
ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSACTION,I 
WILL USE MY POSITION IN THE BANK TO EFFECT THE TRANSFER.THE NECCESSARY 
BACK UP DOCUMENT THAT YOU WILL NEED FOR THE CLAIM WILL BE PUT IN PLACE 
AND FORWARDED TO THE APPROPRATE QUARTERS AS SOON AS WE BEGIN THE 
TRANSACTION PROCESSES.
I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A LIFE TIME TRANSACTION THAT WILL 
BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US,AS WE WILL LIVE TO BE HAPPY AFTER THE 
CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, ALL I NEED IS YOUR MUTUAL 
SUPPORT,COMMITEMENT,CONFIDENTIALITY AND TRUST. I HAVE RESOLVED TO COMPENSATE YOUR 
INVOLVEMENT WITH 40% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT REMMITED,I SHALL KEEP 50% AND 10% FOR 
TAXES AND OTHER MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES.
YOU ARE TO PROVIDE ME WITH A SAFE ACCOUNT WHERE THE FUNDS WILL BE 
TRANSFERED,SECONDLY I WILL NEED YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER.
I INTEND TO CONSUMATE THESE TRANSACTION WITHIN THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE 
TIME BASED ON YOUR CO-OPERATION AND SUPPORT.
I AWAIT YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.
REGARDS.
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