Readers Digest called IT professions Rat Finks?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by handygal, Apr 24, 2012.

  1. handygal

    handygal First Sergeant

  2. ASUS

    ASUS MajorGeek

    Ya really wana know... SOBees #### ### #####
    It's a family show round here....


    Your best best is, hang round here, what cant learn someone will be glad to assist:major
     
  3. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Is there any trade that doesn't commit most of those sins? It's human nature

    I'm not an IT pro but I've fixed a lot of computers and I don't know why anyone would want to stretch a fix out,the way I feel when I fix them is the sooner I get the damn thing out of my sight the better:-D

    The longer it take for me to fix a computer the shorter my life will be...
     
  4. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    I only have issue with 1 and 9, morally speaking. All the others make sense to me.
     
  5. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    I can't take a magazine that my grandmother reads while on the toilet serious about anything.

    Tell us Reader's Digest: Are you proud that you live next to the pooper in a basket?
     
  6. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    10 things Readers Digest does not want you to know:

    10: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    9: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    8: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    7: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    6: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    5: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    4: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    3: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    2: We like to scare our old fart readers.
    1: Old people can't find our website
     
  7. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    roflmao 'Zactly!


    I used to find my grandmother's when I was a kid and go through looking for the cartoons. I can't imagine getting computer info from there. It must be the 'condensed' version on what you should know about computers. :-D
     
  8. ACE 256

    ACE 256 MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Overclocking Expe

    I have worked at a computer shop and have for what seems like forever, so let me tackle these one at a time.

    This sounds like mambo jumbo to me. But then again we have never lied to a customer like that. I personally prefer the line "Anything can break at any time". Honesty is the best policy and most customers understand and appreciate it.


    Sounds about right to me.


    This is true for the most part. We do not hide the fact. We tell everyone who is interested in a mac.

    Sounds like a lot of made up scare tactics to me. Some of it doesn't even make any sense.


    100% True. I will happily explain to a customer how and why they have gotten a virus. P2P, torrents and crack/hack sites are a good example of this. If they come back with the same virus from the same place after I told them how to avoid it its no skin of my back. The price is the same so I can only hope they will learn, or not. We can give good advice, but cant make anyone take it.


    I'm sorry sir your hard drive was a 7,200 RPM drive but it is now only a 4,200 RPM drive. :-D Do they research or do they just throw random useless facts in? rolleyes
    Not really true for the most part (assuming the system is not way old). Normally you can just add more ram and get most older systems working well as at least internet systems.

    We work on systems in the order they came in. We do however have a rush processing fee that bumps you to the front of the line.

    Nope. We like actually talking to the customer, preferably face to face. An email is easy to ignore or lie to even for someone with the best of intentions.


    No never. Sounds shady to me. I would think this is not the norm at all.


    Sure do. If we fix it 5 mins after the customer dropped it off it would seem suspicious if we called. We have even gotten customers who get irate calming we did nothing at all to there systems. We often let systems "cool off" for at least an hour to allow for a nice buffer. This leads to happy customers and happy staff and more importantly no miss understandings and undue stress.
     
  9. gman863

    gman863 MajorGeek

    As the owner of a PC repair shop, here's my list:

    1. If your PC can't access the Internet or is running deathly slow, the #1 suspect is corruption from viruses, malware or all the junk programs you and your kids downloaded.

    2. It is practically impossible for a non-geek to remove a virus/malware infection once it's embedded in Windows. Purchasing a virus removal program advertised on late night TV is like flushing your money down the toilet.

    3. Unless you're using high-end photo, video or similar software on a regular basis, a Windows-based PC is just as functional as a Mac at roughly half the cost.

    4. Aside from getting rid of viruses and malware, I really don't give a damn what you have on your PC. Unless I stumble across child porn or an Al-Queda plot to blow up a city, the fact you have dirty movies and pictures on your hard drive doesn't phase me one bit.

    5. I try my best to tell you what types of downloads are virus and malware bait. If you ignore my advice, please don't whine when you have to bring your PC back in a month or two and pay for another cleaning.

    6. Unlike Jesus, I cannot turn water into wine - or, in your case, turn a ten year old PC with a single core processor into something with the performance of an i5 processor for high-end gaming or HD video editing. If you need something capable of running the latest software, I'll be happy to give you a quote on a new PC.

    7. (In addition to what ACE256 said,) If I end up having to use a restore disc on a crashed hard drive or extreme virus/malware infection, it takes several hours for Windows updates to load and install. Do you want it back fast or want it done right? Pick one.

    8. At the risk of sounding rude, I'd rather you bring the PC in so I can see what it is (or isn't) doing. A basic 10 minute estimate is free. This is especially true if all you can tell me is something along the lines of "The black box doesn't come on." or speak broken English to the point I can hardly understand what you're saying.

    9. If you want to get dirt on your spouse or an employee, hire a PI.

    10. Like most auto mechanics, I bill flat rate for carry-in service. If I luck out and finish an hour job in 5 minutes, the House wins. If a 15 minute job turns into two hours due to unforeseen glitches, the customer wins.

    11. If you want me to come to your house, you have to pay for my time. My rate of $60 per hour for on-site service is cheap compared to most other techs in the area.

    12. I don't care if someone has an ad on Craigslist advertising virus removal for $35. My rates are less than 50% of Office Depot or Geek Squad. If you want an uninsured stranger working on your PC (and possibly casing your house in the process), just remember you get what you pay for.

    13. As noted in #12, the same applies for Windows 7, Office 2010, etc. I only use genuine software.

    14. The people who still buy Readers Digest are usually the same ones who read The National Enquirer and other pulp rags. If they take everything they read to heart, it's likely the actually believe Elvis and Bigfoot were married in a gay wedding in Las Vegas last week. :-D
     
    Last edited: Apr 25, 2012
  10. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    Just out of curiosity and the fact that I run very high end photo processing software of multiple varieties on my Windows laptop, what makes you say that?

    If it wasn't obvious, I disagree with you that you need a Mac even for that anymore. LOL

    Come to think of it, my grandmother had Reader's Digest AND was the only person I knew who bought National Inquirer. :-D


    All good points btw...well, other than the above stated Number 3.;)
     
  11. gman863

    gman863 MajorGeek

    The only reason I say this is based on feedback from friends who do high end graphics and design work at advertising agencies.

    Although I (and they) agreed the gap has narrowed, they still swear Photoshop runs faster on a Mac. :confused
     
  12. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    I can't claim to have a comparison since I've never run it on a Mac, but I have zero issue/delays/etc when running it on my Windows. It runs just as fast as any other software I use. I don't run video editing stuff, though. I am curious though, why, technically speaking, a Mac could possibly run specific software like that faster. That's actually a legit question as I see the claim by Apple users and have always discounted it based on my experience with Photoshop/Photomatrix/etc. As far as Hardware specs, it doesn't make sense to me, but maybe I'm wrong. Is it based on file handling or something?
     
  13. gman863

    gman863 MajorGeek

    Since I'm not a Mac user, I have to plead ignorance on this question.

    Any Mac geeks out there who can give us an answer?
     
  14. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Okay, so I own an I.T. Co. as well. A Mac is better than a P.C. in one way. It can run Mac specific propriety software. P.C.'s can equal or exceed Mac's in performance, including graphics if you have a beefy enough video-card, fast RAM, C.P.U., decent mainboard, etc. Also, most Apple apps have a P.C. port-over or equivalent these days. As stated, a big price/software availability difference between the two - meaning P.C.'s do more for a lot less money.
    Yeah, schools and such use Mac's over here, but only because the Govt. contractors supply them, presumably with some form of kick-back.
    I would not have a problem with most of the so-called 'warnings' about P.C.Techs, except for the snooping one. As said, wanna snoop? - hire a P.I. Some jobs are completed in 5-10 mins, (though not a lot, I admit). Some take half a day, (several?). I have a minimum charge that applies to repair/upgrade/network orders, which is always pointed out before hand. Think you're being ripped off? Take your business elsewhere and good riddance.:kissmy
     
  15. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    I in no way consider my self an IT professional but I have helped some people fix some minor things and I completely agree with #5. I've have on numerous occasions taken a good amount of time to clearly and concisely explain to people how to use/do something (or not to do something) only to have them ask me less than a week later how do it or to fix it again because they've done what I told them not to do. It is quite frustrating.

    I don't really know/have never done any of the others, especially making a 5 minute job last an hour.. the sooner I am done, the faster I can get away from you! :-D
     
  16. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    Yeah, that was my thought. I think it's one of those deals where they are trying to hold onto that illusion for as long as they can along with the fact that 'Macs don't get viruses'.rolleyes
     
  17. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    Here is my list, that applies mostly to my retarded family:


    1. Asking me to fix your computer conjures thoughts of setting fire to your house while you sleep.



    Thats it.
     
  18. Serious Sam

    Serious Sam Corporal

    I mostly barter nowadays, I've come out WAY ahead so far, & I don't do support for family........... (except my wife & kids)
     
  19. handygal

    handygal First Sergeant


    We run InDesign and the Adobe CS5 on a PC, absolutely no hesitation. We render 3-D models and do all sorts of fun things with it. It takes forever for that bad boy to boot up, but once it's up, it is fast. I found that dollar for dollar, there is nothing to gain by going to Mac. The PC is a beast though, 96GB of RAM. I take the cover off just to show people what that looks like!
     
  20. handygal

    handygal First Sergeant

    Maybe I'm a hypocrite. I just had a user pop me up and ask me to check the connection speed because the user is running slow. I said sure, but I know it's not the connection. It's the same thing I always explain, I'm tired of it, I'll just say yes until I get the message - thanks, all better now!
     

MajorGeeks.Com Menu

Downloads All In One Tweaks \ Android \ Anti-Malware \ Anti-Virus \ Appearance \ Backup \ Browsers \ CD\DVD\Blu-Ray \ Covert Ops \ Drive Utilities \ Drivers \ Graphics \ Internet Tools \ Multimedia \ Networking \ Office Tools \ PC Games \ System Tools \ Mac/Apple/Ipad Downloads

Other News: Top Downloads \ News (Tech) \ Off Base (Other Websites News) \ Way Off Base (Offbeat Stories and Pics)

Social: Facebook \ YouTube \ Twitter \ Tumblr \ Pintrest \ RSS Feeds