Really?

Has everything in today's world turned sexual?
News title from PCWorld.

Vupen security researchers finger Windows 8 holes

 

I feel like I should giggle like when someone on CSI says "Skid marks" :-D

 

I think I actually felt dirty just by clicking on the link...

:-D


As a wise person once alliterated: "Sex sells...".

 

From the Notebooks of Lazarus Long:

:major

 

Only the inadequate. .

 

Or as Roy Orbison so eloquently put: "Only the Lonely..."

roflmao

 

Perhaps it's only the dirty minded that see sex in everything? I simply see everything in sex.

Of course if I didn't have a dirty mind, I'd have nothing to DO.

 

Can't find the picture to post here, but it states:
"I don't have a dirty mind,
Just a Sexy Imagination.":-D

 

Re: Really? Even pickel slicers?

Yossel worked in a Ukrainian pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the
pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional
help from the
factory psychologist..

After six months, the therapist gave up.
He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never
have any peace of mind.
The next day he came home from work very early.

His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had
happened.
Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis
in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it,
And he was immediately fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband.
She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find
a normal,
completely intact penis.
She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle
slicer?"



Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."

 

You made me think of the Windows 8 TV commercial touting the use of a "picture password."

I wonder how many people will use a picture of...never mind. I don't want to get kicked out of the forums. :-D

 

Ehh, I thought that too. :-D
"Side here"...............

 

Ya' think I might get in trouble for this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FMNb4Jw2KI


:-D

 

Oh, really dirty?

 

I think a geek worth 2 cents wouldn't crack a smile, finger(ing) has been around forever.
Have you noticed that Windows NT and Windows 2000 have a TCP/IP utility called Finger? If you have, you’ve probably wondered what this Finger utility is and what you would use it for. Well, the Finger utility is an old TCP/IP tool that matches an e-mail address with the person who owns it and provides information about that person. While the Finger utility is actually a bit archaic—there are now more advanced tools out there that perform the same general operation—it still works and can be a useful tool in some situations

In this Daily Feature, I’ll introduce you the Finger utility and provide a little background. I’ll show you how to use the Finger utility in Windows NT and Windows 2000. I’ll also tell you about some of the Finger utility’s modern counterparts.

A bit of history on Finger
The Finger utility is actually called the Finger Information Protocol and was designed to provide an interface to the Remote User Information Program (RUIP). RUIP provides information about users who have accounts on UNIX-based computer networks. The Finger utility came into being six years before the Internet was born. In fact, the first documentation on the Finger utility is dated Dec. 1977, in a document titled RFC742. (You can view and learn more about this document on the Internet RFC/STD/FYI/BCP Archives.)

Since the utility was basically designed for tracking down people and at the time, a popular slogan for marketing the use of the phone book’s yellow pages was “Let your fingers do the walking,” the utility was christened “Finger.” Finger Information Protocol provided UNIX users on college campuses with the ability to create a fairly elaborate profile, called a Plan page, which could include personal and job-related information. You can think of a Plan page as the crude equivalent of a personal home page on the Internet today. Thus, when someone “Fingered” your e-mail address, they learned more about you.

Using the Finger utility
Since the Finger utility is a command line tool, to use it in either Windows NT or Windows 2000, you have to first access a command prompt window. You then type the command followed by an e-mail address.

The syntax for the Finger utility is
Finger [-l] [user] @hostname

http://www.techrepublic.com/article/everything-you-need-to-know-about-tcpips-finger-utility/1056290