Remote-control Floating Crocodile Head

Be the life of the party in Florida! Get your own remote-control floating crocodile head:

This remote-control floating crocodile head is just $30
https://www.cnet.com/news/this-remote-control-floating-crocodile-head-is-just-30/​

Granted, crocodiles are not very common in Florida, but I doubt that anyone will look close enough to notice that it isn't a gator....

 

That thing could be a lot of fun.

 

I would put a sign on the front gate...
"Trespassers must be good swimmers."