Reply in verse.

Roses are red, voilets are growing,​

I'm going bike riding, even though it is snowing.​

Up on the trail, not in with the cars​

So I won't die when I fall on my arse.​

 

There's nothing worse than replying in verse
In fact it's a bit of a pain
So next time you post
Can you make it by ghost
Then I won't have to answer again

 

Meter and rhyme
take effort and time
and thinking... too much like work.
I suspect that this thread
will be fairly soon dead
As work is too easy to shirk.

 

yes indeed gt,
which is why this reply
isn't in verse
as I'm too tired to think

 

I don't mind replying with words that do rhyme
I don't have to speak; it's easier than mime
I'll put in the effort; I'll put in the time
Just don't expect anything too sublime

 

No fair G.T., I was working on mine when you posted.

 

The race goes to the swiftest of finger.
If you wish to be first, you must never linger.
But speed is no virtue, this isn't a contest.
Your post is your own, there's no need to protest.

 

emit eht dnif did yllautca I , tiaw ,emyhr dna pu kcip ot emit eht evah t'nod I roF .esruc a era ylurt s'SBB ?esrev ni ey ot ylper

 

classic.


There once was a lad from ol' Kentuck'
who searched for rhymes, but soon got stuck.
My brain just farted.
This poem's retarded.
I need to go outside and hunt some duck.

 

I just didn't want to be accused of plaige...plaguri..plaju...copying.

 

hey you may not have heard me but i'll give this a try
my name is whocares and i'm posting a reply
i guess i'm bored, i'll challenge mr. pewty
let's see what you got... you and G.T.

This is fun

 

I've already done one, it should be enough
too many poems just make me gruff
I'd take up your challenge but it would be a sham
We'd just get kicked off for overdoing the spam

 

I'll try a haiku
A simple rhyme just won't do
Does this displease you?

 

i dunno why i even bother
to make a verse that doesn't rhyme
i can't rap, do poems or freestyle
so i dunno what rhymes with "rhyme"....

 

for people with great difficulty,
please check out www.rhymezone.com

it'll save you effort and time
to come up with rhymes...

 

I'm rappin' pappy and I'm here to say

This is one of them days things are goin' my way

Got a ten dollar scratch off at the discount store

But I spent it all back and didn't get no more.

...break it down now...

 

This thread is funny
It's really quite clever
Good job Sibeer!
I wouldn't have thought of this, ever

 

well its another fine day in my paradice,
spent the weekend with wine, smokes and other vice,
suns shining, surfs up,
drank my coffee but need another cup.
ran the dog, took the kids to school,
tired already, that cant be cool,
only 8:30, morning just begun,
beautifull day ahead, so i hope you have fun.
aloha

 

Did some winter hiking, about one month ago
Up a really tall mountain, all covered with snow
Went up in the morning and got back that night
Was Sooo frigging tired, almost spent the night
Saw beautiful country, a real change of scene
and was sore for two days, if you know what I mean
So I'll go back when it's warmer
Late spring I'll be ready
Why do I go there?
I go there for 'Teddy'

 

Alright Mr. Pewty, I'm cool with that
I'll just knock out rhymes like a baseball bat
Sorry for the delay, just got back from school
Got 2 years to go though, that ain't too cool
But the thing that is just so wildy obscene
Is that I'm only the tender age of fifteen

 

Never Have I seen such a silly thing
A verse does not have to rhyme
And I am just to tired to think
I think I'll try something new
great I now have gas
perhaps something Hebrew
it will soon be christmas
and Chanuka too
being that the turn is mine
I sit here and tap my ring
to think of something this time
no,no I cannot, ,I just left a stink

(now . . .put it in order. . . .Ha!!!)

 

A poem? A riddle? Don't know what it is
Maybe if I try 'till the sun has riz
I'll figure the order and it will ring clear
As the bubbles rising in my cold frosty beer (wow, that's almost artsy poetry......must...reach...my.........beer)

jarcher, your post is a thread in itself.

 

alright, i'm here once again for round 3
I'm trying my best, now can't u see?
Think that replying to this thread is a pain in da head?
Well it's in verse, what do u expect?
Doing my history homework late at 1 am,
"How did Realism occur?," i don't give a damn...
U can't expect me to rhyme like Eminem,
So that's it for now, see you in the P.M.

YEAH!