Riddles

i was reading the Jokes thread and it inspired me to write this riddle i know
i liked to know how many of you can work it out


There is a man and he lives in a ten story building.
He lives on the tenth floor so he has to take a lift up to his apartment
If he is in the lift alone he only goes to the 5th floor by elevater and takes the stairs the rest of the way,
but if he shares the lift with someone he goes the whole way in the elevater

why doesnt he just take the lift the whole way everytime???


Good Luck!

 

I have an answer that I think will work, but as you just posted it, I'm not going to spoil the fun, but will private message you my answer, so others can have a go

EDIT : ACK! You don't have private messaging enabled yet! . Can you enable it, or I will spoil all your fun and post here hehe

 

i just did it then....i hope so you should be able to try now

 

Well done Lev, your good,
ive got a couple more but maybe i should leave them until some others can get the first one.

 

Now no private msging others the answer lev...hehe

 

Darn...busted!!!

 

Halt brksta this is the Spellchecker police surrender your Keyboard and come-out with your hands in the air!

One good Riddle always deserves a Poem (and this one is relevant)

A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers...

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

PS Lev PM'd me the answer Hehehe

 

oh just read over my post and didnt realize it had so many mistakes, thanks for pointing them out to me, ill try better next time (shouldn't of skipped so many english classes....lol)

love that poem though


ah Lev Nooooooooooo i trusted you. tut...tut...tut......hehehe.

 

He's winding you up I've never PMd BCGray in my life lol

 

ahhhh i dont know who to believe...im going insane
ive only been on this site for one night and its already doing my head in....hehe

nah ill stick to believing you Lev seems as we are both of the same a gender

no offence bc

 

thanks for the pm tim as you already know you got it right..

ill post some more soon and you can tell me if you've heard them before or if there newies.

although i dont think BCGray got it right coz although hes been LYING...(lol) about how he knows the answer i think hes just covering up for his shameless attempt...hahaha

only joking BC

 

why??

 

haha....lmfao.....lol

 

TimW took a tab of "Mr. Natural"?

 

This is just a blatant attempt on our Timmies part to get PM'd I did once and look at me

 

Dad I wish you'd let me fight my own battles, I had that Colonial twit Timmie in my sights, then you ruined it aaawwwwwwwwwwww, shucks

 

The match...

 

A fart,then spend the rest of the cold dark night laughing

 

i was going to say the match too, only i thought it looked to obvious and i didnt want to be tease if it was wrong......darn i should just go with my gut instinct

im such a chicken

 

Heres another riddle for you'se

theres a man and hes walking in the desert and he comes across a whole tribe of naked people
the tribe leader steps forward and say
"among us are the two most famous people in the desert (Adam & Eve), you must point them out to us before we let you take another step and you must be correct or we will sacrifice you"
the man looked around determined to get it right and final he points to Adam & Eve and is correct
all the people are naked, the tribe has many of both a gender, nobody has name tags, and the man has never seen any of these people in his life
How did he know that the couple he was pointing to was really Adam & Eve??

 

God made Adam & Eve, therefore they didn't have navels, as they were not born of woman.

 

great work!
ohhhhh i really suck at this riddle thread and im the one that started it...darn

ok how about this one:

theres a car parked on the side of the road and a fishing rod leaning on the car not far away theres a man in a phone box lying dead with both his arms spread the phone is hanging off the hook and theres smashed glass everywhere

how did he die??

 

He phoned somebody to tell them how big the fish was he caught, punched the windows out on the phone booth whe he said "this big" severing his wrists and bled to death.

 

right thats it, im out you are to good or better said (i am to bad)

well done!

Alwayz Brooke

 

ok im now determained to get you stumped so try this one

I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back, None suffer to have me, but do from my lack. What am I?

Always Brooke

 

Easy


SLEEP!

 

ohhh my husband is very bright and even he said he didnt know the answer

ill be back (bah ha ha ha)

 

One thing we can be certain about.......I'm NOT your husband

 

lol.....nope thats for sure and trust me thats a good thing, lol

try this one on for size

Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?

 

Way too topical for this website......WINDOWS

 

ha ha wrong......one for the brksta......YIPEE!

 

Errr..it may not be YOUR correct answer, but it is A correct answer

Alternative answer (just to make you happy) would be the letters I and S

 

Oh Come On Let Me Have One...lol

 

OK...here's one for you Brooke And this is copied word for word from someone else.....I did NOT replace any names, and no names are intended to represent any real people (seriously, you guys )

While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?

And Brooke....you have about 30 minutes before I go to bed lol

 

wild dave says "i dont believe in fairies" and all the fairies drop dead


i hope....gulp....