Sophos tlhIngan nejpu'

Just Playin · May 24, 2009

http://www.sophos.com/klingon-anti-virus/

Scan your PC for viruses, spyware, adware, Tribbles and zero-day threats

Now even Klingon speakers can scan their computers for security threats.

Use Sophos's Klingon Anti-Virus to quickly perform an on-demand scan and find viruses, spyware, adware, zero-day threats, Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers and Tribbles that your existing protection might have missed. The software can be run without deactivating your current anti-virus software. Phasers can be left set to stun.
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Why did we translate it into Klingon?

Our routine monitoring of sub-space transmissions alerted Sophos that the loss of the Klingon battlecruiser Klothos was not due to Romulan incursion into the Khitomer system, but a result of trying to remove VBS/PeachyPDF-A from the battle computer using M'swoN'kar after Commander Kor opened an attachment from the system S'cam-419.

Immediately our Product Marketing away team embarked on a mission to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and flog them Network Access Control solutions. Sadly they chose Qo'noS as their first destination and when their severed heads were beamed back to Sophos, the engineering team created this software, not in a spontaneous display of gratitude to the Klingon race (as the Register would have you believe) but to honour their memory.
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DavidGP · May 24, 2009

mmm did read about this the other day, and thought those at Sophos had lost the plot big style!!!

If we have Klingon Malware then we are in more serious **** than I first thought!

Kestrel13! · May 24, 2009

just.... SURRREAL! LOL

This software has compatibility issues with the version of msxml4.dll used by cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers. Installing this software on such vessels is punishable by ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed
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DavidGP · May 24, 2009

Klingons on the starboard bow starbord bow starboard bow, starboard bow..... industrial romulan toilet roll is needed, has no emotions just cleans

bigtrucks · May 24, 2009

OK Is this for real? and if so has anyone tested/tried it yet ?:confused

TimW · May 24, 2009

Crap......lost my Klingon dictionary....this may be tough to install!!

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