Spam dual at high noon!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TimW, Jun 17, 2006.

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  1. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    I see the good TXTAZDAD is keeping himself elusive of late, ever since he refered to me as a "posting whore"!!!! Therefore, I throw down the guantlet and challenge said young warrior to a spam dual at a neutral place of his choosing ....weapons to be spam cannons at a distance of 50 yards.
    I further select the noble warrior G.T. as my second (who may be accompanied by his fair maiden and first cousin Mr. Pewty).
     
    TimW, Jun 17, 2006
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  2. Toni_1947

    Toni_1947 Command Sergeant Major

    Hi Tim!
    I read your post because you 'sent' me to it after I posted 'on top' of you in the Software Forum...you know the post....but I'll be honest with ya....I don't 'get' this post?
    Do you want me on your side?
    I love a good duel.
    Or am I an 'enemy'?...oh no!...not ME!!
    ;)
     
    Toni_1947, Jun 17, 2006
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  3. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    The more the merrier ....come on down, wear your spam decontamination suit in case of spam splatter ..... (Still looking for the nefarious post ...)!
     
    TimW, Jun 17, 2006
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  4. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    Who??!!!!

    Let me be your scout!!!!
     
    mcadam, Jun 17, 2006
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  5. Toni_1947

    Toni_1947 Command Sergeant Major

    Toni_1947, Jun 17, 2006
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  6. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Inappropriate language
     
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  7. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Mcadam, please bestow upon me the pleasure of your service as scout!!!
     
    TimW, Jun 17, 2006
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  8. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Inappropriate language
     
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    TimW, Jun 18, 2006
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  9. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    Mwahahahahahaaaa....
     
    mcadam, Jun 19, 2006
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  10. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Now that's just rude!!!!
    The only time I'm stiff is when I first get out of bed in the morning (and it's not the kind of stiff that pleases my wife).:mad: :mad:

    Man the cannons!!!
     
    TimW, Jun 19, 2006
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  11. Mada_Milty

    Mada_Milty MajorGeek

    Inappropriate language
     
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  12. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Inappropriate language
     
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  13. Toni_1947

    Toni_1947 Command Sergeant Major

    We are prepared! :p
     

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  14. Mada_Milty

    Mada_Milty MajorGeek

    All's fair in love and war-themed threads!
     
    Mada_Milty, Jun 19, 2006
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  15. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Hey you guys this thread is mistitled it should read "Bored Geeks Trade Insults"

    Geesh I gotta get out of this thread, smell of spilt Spam is making me nauseous, and there is some goo sticking to my runners ooooooooh:eek: ;) :D
     
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  16. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    I see the BC has waded into the frey ....and is concerned about getting his nickers soiled ...PUT ON YOUR SPAM BLOCKERS, ya fraidy cat!!:mad: :mad:
     
    TimW, Jun 19, 2006
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  17. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    BCGray running to grab poor Mr Pewty and covering his tender little eight year old ears slips on some Spam is heard to exclaim "I'll sue, I tell yea.......I'll sue" Were's the dang Janitor when you need him MAaaaaaaaaaaaaa were is the lad:confused: :D
     
    BCGray, Jun 19, 2006
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  18. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Mr Pewty (the tender bride and first cousin of G.T.) is acting as witness and confidant of the good second to the dual, G.T.
     
    TimW, Jun 19, 2006
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  19. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Oh My God TxTazDad has brought out the servers RUN Hide the Children God the Humanity BCGray seen scurring for cover:rolleyes: ;) :D
     
    BCGray, Jun 19, 2006
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  20. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    My servers bigger than your server ....nanananan:p :p :p
     
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  21. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Sorry, been busy this weekend. If said duel is still a go, I'll be honored to be your second. Mr(s?)Pewty will have to answer for him/herself. Although at age 8, (s)he may need parental permission to attend. (I'm getting very confused about MrPewty.)
     
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  22. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    ugh..
     
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  23. Toni_1947

    Toni_1947 Command Sergeant Major

    Well, at least he hasn't called you a ..removed.. (yet) :mad:
     
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  24. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Wait for it ......:mad: :mad:
    As we speak, I'm preparing an arsenal of expired spam to catapult into the recesses of his closeted servers ....his only place of refuge ....hence, expelling him from the closet!!!!:p :p
     
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  25. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Ah, come on out of the closet you mud slinging longhaired techno hippy!!!
    Spamalot will have to unt you down, ifin ya don't!:mad: :mad:
     
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  26. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Aha ...the scalywag finally admits that he oversees a means of corrupting information in a big way!
    He further admits that all work ceases when it hits his desk!!!!
    And this poor excuse to being a vegetarian will not detour us from pelting the lad with spam (a right noble cut of meat!!)
    (However we do admit that the lad has a point about stupidity ...would solve much of the woes of the world!!)____ spam fodder away!!!
     
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  27. Mada_Milty

    Mada_Milty MajorGeek

    Your firewalls have to have SOME port open. Like Port 80 for example. Knowing that, I can poison your DNS cache, and when you type www.majorgeeks.com, direct you to my malicious website! You'll never see it coming!
     
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  28. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    My wife is certifiable, my daughter is a teenager (same difference)....this is my only outlet for sanity ...(can't remember the name of the movie took place during wwII in Italy, where the insane break out of the asylum and take over running the town when the locals have all run away ....one of my all time favorites ....) (row, row, row your boat, life is but a dream....)

    All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. ...crap, your wife believes in it, but it ain't your hand she's raisin':eek: :eek:

    Spam shields up!!!
     
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  29. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Fire .....
    A few clowns short of a circus.
    He's depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
    If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you get change.
    Don't make me get my flying monkeys!
    Earth is full, go home!
    Only difference between a vulture and a woman is a vulture circles at least once before it chews your ass off.

    Splatttt!!!!!:mad: :mad:
     
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  30. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    A bird in the hand can be messy.
    Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
    An Elephant. A mouse built to government specifications.
    Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
    Be different: Don't speak your mind.
    Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
    Love is God's way of making people stupid.

    (I need a vacation ......):eek: :eek:
     
    TimW, Jun 20, 2006
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  31. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Ouch ....that hurt.
    I didn't say I needed a vacation from work ...I need a vacation from my family!!:mad: :mad:
    I know this is throwing it off thread ( and I apologize for the sidetrack, considering how important this thread is ....LOL)
    BUT someone needs to tell me what's with women????
    Wife and daughter got into it last night ...to the point that I had to physically seperate them ....daughter left, and didn't return ....wife was (obviously) rather upset ..as was I.
    I'm worried all the next day ....very concerned ...return home in the evening and they both are just as pleasant as can be ...had lunch together, talked things over...came to a meeting of the mind(less) ....and I'm trying to still get over a near heart attack ....!!!!
    Gezz ....people, give me a break!:mad: :mad:

    OK, truce is over ...spamalot returns.:p :p
     
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  32. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    If you're refering to root rot ...my wife would probably agree!!:eek: :eek:

    Be back ...got to go feed the turtles in the pond.
     
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  33. Toni_1947

    Toni_1947 Command Sergeant Major

    Why It's Great to be a Man

    * Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
    * Your orgasms are real. Always.
    * Your last name stays put.
    * The garage is all yours.
    * Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
    * Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    * You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
    * Chocolate is just another snack.
    * You can be president.
    * You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
    * Foreplay is optional.
    * You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
    * Car mechanics tell you the truth.
    * You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
    * The world is your urinal.
    * Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
    * You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
    * Same work... more pay.
    * Wrinkles add character.
    * You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
    * Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
    * If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
    * People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
    * Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
    * The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
    * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
    * Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
    * Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
    * Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
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    **********************************************
    A Woman's Random Thoughts

    Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat."

    They say you shouldn't say anything about the dead unless it's good. He's dead. Good.

    A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't give a damn.

    The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.)

    I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

    I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.

    "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"
     
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  34. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    49 friggen posts and you finally got it!!!??? (Dual/Duel!!):mad: :mad:

    Toni ....good post!
     
    TimW, Jun 20, 2006
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  35. Toni_1947

    Toni_1947 Command Sergeant Major

    @TxTazDad
    I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
    @TimW
    Thanks!

    :D
     
    Toni_1947, Jun 20, 2006
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  36. Major Attitude

    Major Attitude Co-Owner MajorGeeks.Com Staff Member

    Thread closed due to too much swearing, over the top name calling, things we really dont welcome here in general. Thanks.
     
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