Stragglers.

ONLY IN BRITAIN

Only in Britain…can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance…

Only in Britain…are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink…

Only in Britain…do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front…

Only in Britain…do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a diet coke…

Only in Britain…do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters…

Only in Britain…do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage…

Only in Britain…do we leave answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place…

Only in Britain…do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight…

Only in Britain…do we use the ‘politics’ to describe the process of Government. ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’…





My kind of philosophy
Remember this at all times
1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.
3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
4. It is important that these three women never meet.

 

Nah, that's all in the US too LOL

 

lol, aloha laurie

 

we did fix the hotdogs and buns thing.........they come in packages of eight now..........wobbles

 

But politics are the same as ever.