Stupidist song lyrics

What about these
Hair - Good Morning Starshine Lyrics
Good morning starshine, the earth says hello
you twinkle above us, we twinkle below
good morning starshine, you lead us along
my love and me
as we sing our
early morning singing song

gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy
la la la - lo lo
sabba sibbi sabba nooby aba naba
lee lee - lo lo
tooby ooby wala
nooby aba naba
early morning singing song

Good morning . . .

gliddy glub gloopy . . .

Singing a song, humming a song
singing a song
loving a song, laughing a song
singing a song

sing the song
song the sing
song song song sing
sing sing sing song

song song song sing
sing sing sing song

 

lol...good one

Anything by Ashanti or many of the current popular artists should be sufficient.
exs:

Naughty Girl by Beyonce
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby.

I'm feelin' sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame

I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me
Baby the minute i feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
Lately, I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe

Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And i came to party

You're so sexy, tonight i am all yours boy
The way your body moves across the floor
You got me feelin n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me

Baby the minute i feel your energy
The vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
Lately, I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin so crazy babe

Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And i came to party

I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby

Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight i'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And i came to party
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And another one, her name is JoJo, she's only 13!!! These are the lyrics to her current single:
I've been waiting all day for ya babe
So won't cha come and sit and talk to me
And tell me how we're gonna be together always
Hope you know that when it's late at night
I Hold on to my pillow tight
And think of how you promised me forever
(I never thought that anyone)
Could make me feel this way
(Now that you're here boy all I want)
Is just a chance to say

[Chorus]
Get Out, (leave) right now,
It's the end of you and me
It's too late (now) and I can't wait for you to be gone
'Cause I know about her (who) and I wonder (why) how I bought all the lies
You said that you would treat me right but you was just a waste of time (waste of time)

Tell me why you're looking so confused
When I'm the one who didn't know the truth
How could you ever be so cold
To go behind my back and call my friend
Boy you must have gone and bumped your head
Because you left her number on your phone
(So now after all is said and done)
Maybe I'm the one to blame but
(To think that you could be the one)
Well it didn't work out that way

[Chorus]

I wanted you right here with me but I have no choice you've gotta leave
Because my heart is breakin'
With every word I'm sayin'
I gave up everything I had
On something that just wouldn't last
But I refuse to cry
No tears will fall from these
Eyeee-eeee-eeees
Ooooh, ooooh
Get out

 

She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd:

Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued

in a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

She ****ing hates me
trust
she ****ing hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings like I had none
and ripped them away

She was queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
she took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling of bad, no

In a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought i'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie

[Chorus]

that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did she
now it's over and i'm glad
'cause i'm a fool for all i've said

[Chorus]

la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she ****ing hates me

 

Hmmmmmmm, The three of you each sound like a frog in a teacup.

 

Lol!

Ok, heres my little contribution
Bloodhound Gang
This is Stupid
How do you let someone know
If your hot cakes are selling well?

The Bad Touch
Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

 

lol, see, ridiculous! I heard "Good Morning Starshine" this morning on the way to work and all I could think was "stupid hippies" (those hippies present are excepted and don't get mad anyway), but it was this bit that got me:

gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy
la la la - lo lo
sabba sibbi sabba nooby aba naba
lee lee - lo lo
tooby ooby wala
nooby aba naba
early morning singing song

What is that? Are they even words?

 

There was a song a while back that went

you remind me of my jeep
you remind me of my jeep

and pretty much the whole freaking song was about how a woman reminds him of his jeep

pretty dumb

another I recall being played on the radio was

I really really want you to see me
so girl turn on the light now

well no *hit Einstein

 

Country has a lot of wonderful songs....

Kenny Chesney

Plowin' these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth 'til we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pickup trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy

 

Cheech and Chong

You've been ripped off man.
You've been ripped off.

 

Originally sung by "Buckwheat" of "Spanky & Our Gang" fame.

 

nibby nobby newbie libby lobby poopy blablableepbleepblowblow,

Puff the Majic Dragon lived by the sea, inplace called Hawaii? Huh?

Have you seen Puff?

How's about--You put the lion in the coconut and drinkem both up, but the lion in the coconut and drinkem both together, put the lion in the coconut and you'll feel better.




















I know it's lime, just when I was a kid I always thought it was stupid to put a lion in a coconut and drinket all up, put the lion in the coconut call the doctor wokem up said doctor is there nothin I can take, I said DOCTOR to relieve this bellyache, I said doc'ter....

 

I absolutely hate this song by NOFX.

Its called Anarchy Camp

"I got an invitation to go to anarchy camp
there will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening
the soundtrack will go multi platinum
barbecue a boca while the effigies burn
you may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat
Christina's kinda far away so come a long with me
we can dance and trip and be anarchists
we gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks
then we're gonna take the ashes to the wassail
and use them to spike the punch

rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment, random acts of dumbness will be rewarded
if you see somebody taking charge, you'll be expected to beat them
cuz everyone who's no one, will be participating
no one who is someone, will ever get to know the joys of anarchism, destruction of the system

so come along with us salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus
we're gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts
and we're never coming home

underwater basket-weaving (we got some arts and crafts)
meth-amphetamine symposiums (they last a couple days)
african killer spelling bees (you better get it right)
bowling in ice hockey rinks (of course checking is allowed)
anarchy camp's never inert (you think we dont know that it's)
not much fun 'til someone gets hurt (our only motto)
so we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp
time to make some reservations for next years anarchy camp"

 

This song is just six words long

by Weird Al

Not a finer point, but only a master could market such few to so many.

 

That's seven words.

 

Rock Me, Amadeus by the Austrian Rock Star (his words, not mine) Falco(female Ooh! Rock me Amadeus!
(male Rock me Amadeus! Ro-ro-rock me Amadeus! (echoes)
Rock me all the time to the top

Er war ein Punker--- (He was a Punker)
Und er lebte in der groben stadt--- (And he lived in the big city)
Es war in Wien, war Vienna--- (It was Vienns, was Vienna)
Wo er alles tat--- (Where he did everything)
Er hatte Schulden denn er trank--- (He had debts, for he drank)
Doch ihn liebten alle Frauen--- (But all the women loved him)
Und jede rief:--- (And they shouted
Come and rock me Amadeus---

Er war Superstar--- (He was a Superstar)
Er war popular--- (He was popular)
Er war so exaltiert--- (He was so exalted)
Because er hatte Flair--- (Because he had flair)
Er war ein Virtuose--- (He was a virtuoso)
War ein Rockidol--- (Was a rock idol)
Und alles rief:--- (And everyone shouted
Come and rock me Amadeus---

Amadeus, Amadeus...Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus...Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus...oh, oh, oh Amadeus
Come and rock me Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus...Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus...Amadeus
Amadeus, Amadeus...oh, oh, oh Amadeus

Es war um 1780--- (It was around 1780)
Und es war in Wien--- (And itwas in Vienna)
No plastic money anymore---
Die Banken gegen ihn--- (The Banks against him)
Woher die Schulden kamen--- (From which his debt came)
War wohl jedermann bekannt--- (It was common knowledge)
Er war ein Mann der Frauen--- (He was a woman's man)
Frauen liebten seinen Punk--- (Women loved his punk)

Er war Superstar--- (He was a Superstar)
Er war popular--- (He was popular)
Er war so exaltiert--- (He was so exalted)
Because er hatte Flair--- (Because he had flair)
Er war ein Virtuose--- (He was a virtuoso)
War ein Rockidol--- (Was a rock idol)
Und alles rief:--- (And everyone shouted
Come and rock me Amadeus---
It was kind of catchy until I found out what the lyrics really said. With this kind of songwriting talent, it's no wonder he went into the one hit wonder wasteland.

 

Figure this one out. It was top ten at one time.
Cake short skirt, long jacket

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She'stouring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a Machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long, long jacket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At Citi Bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from kiddy to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
jacket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana