Tech job opening...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/15/gates.ap/index.html

 

Shame your just 8 Mr Pewty as that job would be right up your alley, hey and you wouldn't have to become a stubble jumper to boot.

 

I couldn't fit it in. Not only am I 8, but I'm really Melinda.

 

Uh-oh. I'd better take you off my "Friends" list. Getting too chummy at my age with 8 year old girls could get me looked at strangely.

 

LATEST NEWS FLASH FROM MG…………….
We have ALL heard of the young girl from MySpace that was caught, and brought home after running away with a ticket from some chap in the Middle east………..Well right here in Geek City folks, we have just heard that a young 8 year old girl called Melinda/ alias Mr Pewty, has been apprehended well trying to run away to rural Alberta with the well known G.T. from Mississippi. When apprehended G.T. was quoted “She’s my cousin I tell yea, just ask Jerry Lee”, Mr Pewty/Melinda was quoted “All I want is a glass of water, but all this land has is that Black Gooey stuff”………….Sorry guys the Geek devil in me just could not resist

 

I'm doomed.

 

Yes you are, because Bill believes every word of it. There's a $20 billion dollar price on your head. Give or take a billion or two, depending on the markets.

 

Dang your one smart cookie Melinda, and to think your ONLY eight

 

Hm. Could I turn myself in and collect the reward? I need something for retirement, if I live that long.