Tell your best joke(s)

I'm really bored and in need of some good jokes. Any type but try to keep the corny ones to yourselves.

Also, if you could leave your full name, credit card number, social security number, and any other information you think is vital for me to steal your identity.

Thanx a bunch

 

check out...'check this out' on the 'interesting sites' message board. its the funniest thing ive seen in a long while.

 

Lol, thats some good stuff.

Always hated cats but this may be the beginning of my new pet army...

 

search the lounge for "FNJ"

 

Hey , I know this guy in Nigeria that you might be able to hook up with

 

...Why do you hate cats?

 

So hows that deal working out for you??

 

Question: How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: So, do you wanna go ride bikes?

 

A guy walked into a bar to get a quick beer, and he sat down at the bar. A cardboard box sat upon the bar, occasionally shaking a bit. The guy asked the bartender "What's in the box?" The bartender opened the box, pulled out a little piano, a tiny bench, and a foot-tall man in a tux. The miniature man sit and starts playing. "That's cool" The man said "Where did you get that?" The bartender tells him "I got him from this genie" as he held up a bottle. "I'll sell him to you for $100." The guy says "you got a deal" He grabs the bottle and says "I wish for 100 bucks." The bar was instantly filled with 100 ducks. The guy yells"YOU RIPPED ME OFF! IVE ME MY MONEY BACK!" "Tough luck, sucker" the bartender replies "Did you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"

 

@ Mr Flea,
Thank you for the endorsement!!!

 

You're the king Harry