The fbi said it's ok

This is the third or fourth E-Mail i have had concerning an ATM card for $800.000.00 and now the feds have said it's OK so i will be sending my $345 ASAP
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ANTI TERRORIST & MONETARY CRIME DIVISION
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C
Telephone Number: ( 202 ) 324-3001


This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of
Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been
deposited into the ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the United States Of America. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you.

We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $345 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer / Money Gram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent whom will process your transaction from Federal Minister of Finance:


CONTACT INFORMATION
FEDERAL MINISTER OF FINANCE.
ATM CARD CENTRE
NAME: Mr. Erik Edwards
OFFICE LINE: +234-7081804265
EMAIL: removed

Immediately contact Mr. Erik Edwards of the ATM Card Centre with the following information:

Full Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Country:
Direct Phone Number:
Current Occupation:
Annual Income:

Once you have sent the required information to Mr. Erik Edwards he will contact you with instructions on how to make the payment of $345 USD for the Approval Slip after which he will proceed towards delivery of the ATM CARD without any further delay. You have hereby been authorized/guaranteed by the Federal Bureau Of Investigation to commence towards completing this
transaction, as there shall be NO delay once payment for the Approval Slip has been made to the authorized agent.

Once you have completed payment of $345 to the agent in charge of this transaction, immediately contact us back for more investigation for confirmation of your ATM card.

Federal Bureau Investigation
Robert S. Mueller Director, FBI
Telephone Number: ( 202 ) 324-3001
Contact us at: removed

 

Stop complaining - you've got Mr.Hoover's phone No., just give him a call.:-D

 

I would be carefull Bill! Unless they are using an unusual ATM card, I doubt $800,000 would fit in the ATM card. I have been trying for a while, and can't seem to even get 1 $100 bill into my debit card!

I really think that could be a scam. After all, Paul Smith can hook you up for $296! http://whocallsme.com/Phone-Number.aspx/2023243001

I usually go for the cheaper get rich quick scheme. :-D

 

I think that is appalling US/Europe discrimination or maybe it just i have to pay more because i live further away from Washington (gonna call and complain)

 

Probably some BS from Bush. Just wait until next week to pay them. :-D

I am really excited about my fake Rolex watch I ordered. According to my emails, the fake Rolex watches are what the babes are after! :drool

 

Hey I already answered that email & got my money....


yeah right ;P

 

Thanks Foogoo for the tip!! I already e-mailed them all the info they asked for including my SS#, my bank account#, my credit card account # and even a copy of my birth certificate!! I can't wait until I get my money...I'm going to be RICH!!! I'm going to start my own website entitled FOOL.com (Frolicing On Odles of Loot) and let other people in on this great (?) deal!! See, here at MGs you cannot only learn about computers, but you can great tips on how to get RICH!!:-D Just think, I owe it all to you Foogoo!!!!!

 

Too late Stubby! I moved my bank acount to the First Bank of Nigeria! I won't have to pay taxes on my money! :-D

 

So I guess that means that you have no desire to become of the first member of my new site, huh?:-D Okay, but you can't say that I didn't give you a chance!!

 

I will most likely own your site. My banker has come to me with tragic problem. See, his father was in on creating the internet many years ago. But things have gone wrong! His father was killed by an evil dictator virus, and since I am the only American with an account at his bank that he can trust, I will be able to buy a significant part of the internet my banker inherited for a very inexpensive price! I am lucky he trusts me, apparently Americans are considered somewhat 'shifty' and prone to scam people in some parts of the world. roflmao

 

Fred_G, you are a nut!!roflmaoroflmaoroflmao

 

Be carefull Stubby, you might offend the nuts. :-D

 

We laugh because it is funny and true.
The sad part... this from the Det. News 24 Jan 09
http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090124/BIZ04/901240380/-1/ARCHIVE
Husband and Kid(s) should have seen a RED Flag on this one. She is suing the bank. Maybe if talked to a lawyer before proceeding with her $84million inheritence, from someone in China, that she worked with briefly, she would not have been on the front page.. Hey Lady! Here's your sign!
Sorry is as sorry does. Wonder if she has any former co-workers in Nigeria?

 

Well, stupid is as stupid does. I feel sorry for her, but dang!

I am getting a little worried. I sent the money via Western Union a while ago, and have not recieved my millions, or my full use of the .con part of the interweb! I am begining to get a bit worried about this. I sent $0 via Wetern Union, and I still don't have millions of dollars and my rightful part of the interweb! roflmao

 

Hi Fred,

I've got a deal for you, I'm rich too! Can I buy the white space in your interwebz, should be cheap, nobody's using it. I just want to explore what's it there.

Want more 0 money to secure your interwebz purchase, maybe they did not get the first 0 payment. I'll pay 500K for your white space, after I send Mr. Kenny $0 I'll be rolling in cash and have plenty of white space to explore on .con

SN: times must be tough at ups, they're using a free hotmail acct., oh I see the fbi fell on hard times too, using a free live acct. Maybe I should send them some monies too?

Think I got a better deal 195/970K must be ladies day in con land.

 

I am a bit reluctant to sell my .con part of the interweb. But if you are talking about $.01, I might be interested! :-D