The New Ms. Dawg

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This one has been in the making for a while. I'm trying to convince her to enroll in MG. She signed up not realizing she needed a legitimate email address.

@TimW.... she's a redhead :-D

 

*sigh* you know he's going to ask you if she jumps out of cakes now. Can of worms that should not have been opened...

 

She looks pretty intelligent.

(running for the door) What's she doing with you then?:-D

 

She MIGHT... lmao nah, she ain't like that.

She is... she's a studyoholic.

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good looking couple you two are.

 

Matching haircuts!

Good luck with the new relationship, Z. You'll prolly need a shitty stick to keep the vultures away.
If only I was 30 years younger :/
Christ on a bike, I'm nearly old enough to be her granpappy.
Young love. What a rush :heart

 

Good luck zDawg, she's a cutie.

 

Dawg, I feel the need to point out that if she is the new "Ms." Dawg? That makes her your sister, or mom, or daughter since she's single with your last name.

EW?!?!

I think you meant the future (ex? ) "Mrs." Dawg - as in, wifey material.

Grammar Nazi FTW!!!

Ps. I love her hair. She's adorable! How'd you get her, did she lose a bet? *snicker & runs away*

 

Thanks

Her's is actually much longer than mine. But not for long (i'm growing mine out):-D

Thanks

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You love it.

 

Awww young love, treat her well and always remember to be the gentleman

Hey you could take her to see the Expendables :-D

 

I think your just having your picture taken every week with random girls?

Which I have moocho respect for,I can't get that close to them.

 

Bath yuck! I just stay downwind on approach...

Its Zdawgs thread leave me alone :cry:-D

 

Nope

Lmao.

"Majorgeeks.Com - Where the Geek Always Gets The Girl - Unless you're Rikky" :-D

 

I'm sure theres a girl for Rikky out there... I'm sure they'll be done programming her ANY day now... she's "so life like" y'know..

 

He could do worse... :innocent

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Lmfao Austin Powers:
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I hope you're talking about Rikky, not me

 

I wish I could afford the "so life like" I'd have to get "Looks O.K from a distance."

With advanced skin made from wood.

 

Programmed or blown up? :confused
Be handy when things start to sag a bit. rolleyes:-D

 

Needs something a bit more "active"?

 

No, he needs to go whole geek, or go home If it can be programmed, hacked, overclocked, etc. It should be. Or you have to turn in your geek card. That also goes for pretend women you buy online.

 

This is why I love you guys =P

 

Hey now Dawg.
I might care for you, but it stops short of love.rolleyes
I'm not that kind.:-D

 

Fake online wives are awesome,especially for UK guys we have the the sixth highest GDP in the world,you don't even have to take them out for dinner just show them the clean tap water and you score!:-D

 

Hey now, maybe he is like the young man in the commercial picking out his geek with is mother and he selects the woman with the Lynda Carter look when she was not wonder woman.

 

Who the hell are you?:mad You've not been here a month,are people signing up just to insult me now?:mad

Yankin your crank spooky,Welcome:-D

 

Favorite.New.Member.Ever. :-D

Friend request sent.

 

Here Here H ! I think he's going OTT with the love bit :-D:-D

 

:-D
I guess that's something only us obnoxious teens say... lmao

 

Better OTT than UTC.:wave

 

For those of us that can't quite get those "Dawg" quality girls anymore, there will always be Cherry 2000.
Damn it, now I have to dig that movie out and watch it.

 

must... resist... "popping" jokes....

 

Always said " you where a bit of a dirty Dawg " :-D

 

Might do some recruiting.

 

I hope we don't go through this again in 3 months time.:innocent:-D

 

Knowing the Dawg probably a week,the rock and roll lifestyle is fun Dawg but multiple child maintenance sucks.

 

Talking from experience?rolleyes:confused

 

Nah, I really like her. This relationship has been in the works for about 9 months.

 

9 months? :innocent
For you to get up the nerve to ask her :confused or for her to take pity on you?

 

LMAO no. It's a long story.

 

Why thank you.






And no.

 

Is his life that bad that he needs to turn to 14 year old girls?