Things to say if caught sleeping at work

Very funny thing list of things i just found in Google:
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time.
4. I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance
Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
8. The coffee machine is broken.
9. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
10. It worked for Reagan, didn't it?

 

oooh is that a link disguised as punctuation ? No.... must be imagining things.

Go play somewhere else where your level of inginuity is more appreciated, like the gutter.