things you don't want hear from tech support.

* "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

* "So -- what are you wearing?"

* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

* "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

* "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

* "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

* "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

* "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

* "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

 

Good ones Mew2, got a good laugh, thanx

 

i should have titled things i wish i could say... LOL

 

* "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!" LOL ain't it the truth

 

here is one

" I dunno. . .buy a Mac"

 

i got one better

"well your the idiot who bought one of our machines."

 

"Let me put you on hold....."

 

"That is impossible, that can't happen..."

 

"Do you still have your receipt?"

 

"I didn't know you could do that"
(really happened, too)

 

"Mr. Gate's office. . . "

 

No Habla Espanol'

Do you have a call back number?

We no longer support that version





Steve

 

"hold on"....

( you hear laughing in the background)

"hold on let me transfer you"

 

I use this one often:


"Hmmm....interesting...."

*Long silence*

Thats not a good sign if you hear that from me.

 

Good Morning - My name is Punjab, how may I help you today?

 

let me guess. . .that was used on the F8 no power guy. . often. . .

 

Haha

 

Um? Wow is that possible!
Just one more call mom!

 

"Your credit card will be billed $3.99 per minute. Please press # to continue."













And you STILL don't get a girl to talk dirty to you.

 

"Hmmm, I don't have a clue on how to fix it...have you tried forums.MajorGeeks.com?"

 

"One time, at band camp..."