Thoughts on investing

Calltaker · Oct 16, 2007

If you are thinking of investing, here is some food for thought:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Thanks to my dad for this one.

~C

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Thoughts on investing

Calltaker MajorGeek