Today's Interesting Link

The Mother of all excuses website

http://madtbone.tripod.com/

Some of the greatest excuses for not turning up.

One fella wanted the afternoon off.

"This afternoon my wife is getting pregnant and I want to be there."

Bazza

 

Some of the best excuses for not having sex:

47. I saw Jesus and he told me that if we have sex tonite we shall be doomed forever. Do you really want to put that kind of responsibility on me?
55. I can't I have a splinter in my thumb.
95. When I don't want to, I tell him I have gas and its at his own risk.
90. I can't have sex because my mommy said that hugging leads to kissing, kissing leads to sex, sex leads to marriage, marriage leads to a baby and, babies lead to a family and I'm damn sure not ready for a family! are you?

 

lol

 

Re: Today's Interesting Link--Touch typing program

Todays link

http://sense-lang.org/typing/

Download it and try to learn touch typing.
I've not succeeded in many years. Hands and fingers too big. Bazza