Ugh

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Adrynalyne, Nov 5, 2004.

  1. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    Somehow, a bird got into our house last night.

    Thats right, at night.

    I don't know how.

    Anyway, I caught it after chasing it for 10 minutes and took it outside.

    Well, we looked around, no obvious bird...stuff.

    Well, guess what my daughter found.

    Guess where she put it.

    Guess what she did.
    --Screamed, it apparently didn't taste good.

    We washed her mouth out, and I tried to make her gag (finger down the throat, sure did piss her off).

    I don't think she swallowed it, but we are still dealing with the doctors and poison control on this one.

    Its not what she put in her mouth, but my fear of diseases and bacteria from/in it.
     
  2. evilevets

    evilevets Sergeant Major

    Too bad you had already chased out the bird, it may have proved helpful to the doctor to be able to send it for testing.

    Well, good luck. Hope she's OK.



    Steve
     
  3. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    Yeah, the bird was long gone before my daughter got into it.

    She seems fine. I am crossing my fingers. My first child--I'm paranoid.
     
  4. Just Playin

    Just Playin MajorGeek

    My oldest daughter decided to sample the contents of her diaper when she was little. The Dr. recommended ipecac(she had a few teeth by then) and keeping an eye on her. I'm sure things will turn out OK for you, too. From mine and others experience, it usually doesn't happen twice.
     
  5. mispon

    mispon Brigadier Boingy


    I'm sure she'll be fine, probably healthier for it!

    Immunity against ...stuff. *shrug* :)
     
  6. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    ROFL.

    Call back from the doc--Arizona is not a state where birds carry parasites in their poop.

    So they said just watch for any signs of sickness and she should be ok.
     
  7. mispon

    mispon Brigadier Boingy

    Good news. :) In London, it probably would have been instantaneous. :rolleyes:

    At least she didn't develop a taste for it. ;)
     
  8. suesman

    suesman First Sergeant

    I caught my step-daughter in the chicken pen. Must I say more?
     
  9. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    No, please don't ;)
     
  10. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    It's amazing that any kids live to maturity.

    And it's amazing any parents survive the journey.

    :D
     
  11. Wookie

    Wookie Sergeant Major

    least you dont live in like downtown new york and it was a pigeon.....lol
     
  12. jarcher

    jarcher I can't handle a title

    but I bet it was cute. . . .


    well, at least it wasn't a bat
    earlier this year my youngest picked a dead one up
    a couple weeks before that one flew in my front door
    could've been the same one(most likley)

    filthy creatures. . .
     
  13. NeoNemesis

    NeoNemesis Moutharrhea

    Sounds like one crazy night. Good luck with your daughter, hopefully nothing will happen. just wait until shes a teenager, and u accidently bring up this story lol. :)
     
  14. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    LOL, true.
     
  15. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!


    Actually, bats are rather clean (not that I'd want my kids picking them up - dead or alive!). They groom themselves like cats do. The percent that actually carry rabies is extremely low. Someone would be much more likely to run into a cat or a dog with rabies than a bat. If the bat ran into your door, it was probably sick, because they've got excellent sight (blind as a bat is a myth) and in the dark they echolocate to find their way around.

    We had a couple who does presentations on bats come to our church for Halloween this year. It was really cool. I found their website http://www.incrediblebats.com/index.html if you want to check it out. :)
     
  16. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Plus they're the world's best mosquito abatement.
     
  17. MartyP

    MartyP Private E-2

    Many birds migrate at night. He may have been destracted by lights and the sort, :rolleyes: and got in your house. It is the tail end of migrating for many birds this month.
     
  18. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    I was thinking the same thing, Marty. Never heard of a bird getting in the house at night though.
     
  19. MartyP

    MartyP Private E-2

    Thats becuase they usually hit the window! :rolleyes:
     
  20. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    Did I mention that my doors were locked and windows shut?
     
  21. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    It probably just came in through the drains. :)
     
  22. MrPewty

    MrPewty MajorGeek

    A bat once flew in our bedroom window. Scared the living daylights out of my Wife. :)
     
  23. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Aaaaaaahhhh....
     

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  24. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    I kid you not, when I'm out birding and a flock of birds flies over, I make a conscious effort, as I gaze towards the heavens, to CLOSE MY MOUTH!

    :D



    .
     
  25. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    A frantic mother called her pediatrician at two in the morning.

    "Doctor," she yelled, "My baby just ate an entire tube of K-Y jelly! What do I do?"

    "Well," came the response, "if you really can't wait, call an all-night drugstore."
     
  26. MrPewty

    MrPewty MajorGeek

  27. airwolf9090

    airwolf9090 Corporal

    if you have a fireplace that might be the place the bird got in
     
  28. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    True. If the screen is missing from the top of the chimney, critters can get in. Lived in an OLD house years ago that suffered from that. Found out when a squirrel came down the flu and left soot footprints all over the first floor before we could herd him out the door.
     
  29. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!


    I just almost laughed out loud and woke you up! Try not to be so funny late at night, 'kay babe? ;) :D
     
  30. Adrynalyne

    Adrynalyne Guest

    No chimney, we have a furnace/AC combo unit.

    We just spent 1500 clams to have the ducting replaced in the attic.

    Now, there is a hole in our attic that sees the light of day, however...we cannot find any holes in the house that connect to it!
     
  31. eclayton

    eclayton Sgt. Shorts-cough

    Well, maybe the bird was hatched in your house, and has lived there for months, and you just never noticed it! :D
     
  32. cindysnoopy

    cindysnoopy Shotgun!


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