Violence Against Computers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Aimee Wilbury, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. Aimee Wilbury

    Aimee Wilbury Staff Sergeant

  2. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    I often think my computer is laughing at me. LOL

    This made me alol
     
  3. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

    I wonder if this was the same guy who sent the pleasant E-mail to MA recently?
     
  4. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    If I have a PC thats not playing ball its always under threat that it will leave a 1st to 8th floor window, depending if at home or work, hammers dont work but large drops DO ;)

    New one just built worked 1st time as the parts where given a pep talk that if they didnt keep in line they would enter one of works MRI machines to see what was wrong *grin*
     
  5. Aimee Wilbury

    Aimee Wilbury Staff Sergeant

    Never underestimate the value of threatening electronics.
     
  6. DavidGP

    DavidGP MajorGeeks Forum Administrator - Grand Pooh-Bah Staff Member

    Indeed great advice :-D
     
  7. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    roflmao

    When ever I threaten to toss my pc out a window it immediately starts working the way I want it to :-D
     
  8. Aimee Wilbury

    Aimee Wilbury Staff Sergeant

    I once threatened to chuck a pair of speakers that kept turning off. They behaved after that until my mom opened them up and hacked at them with a screwdriver, trying to "fix" it.
     
  9. Triaxx2

    Triaxx2 MajorGeek

    Nothing like waving a 12ga. to make it behave itself.
     
  10. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    When I run into a particularly unfriendly computer, I always lean a sledgehammer against the case. Just so it knows I am serious. :hammer
     
  11. Maxwell

    Maxwell Folgers

  12. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

    Am I alone when I say I've never lost my temper with my PC? Two and a half years and it's been pretty much impeccably behaved. Suffers a bit from lag, but nothing that's going to want to make me toss it out the window. Had some issues before I came to MGs for advice, but was cleared up in 48 hours. Happy days.

     

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