Walking and all the benefits :)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by KathyM, Jul 1, 2009.

  1. KathyM

    KathyM Master Sergeant

    I just HAD to share this with everyone!! :-D



    Importance of Walking


    Walking can add minutes to your life.
    This enables you at 85 years old to spend
    an additional 5 months in a nursing
    home at $7000 per month.
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    My grandpa started walking
    five miles a day when he was 60..
    Now he's 97 years old
    and we don't know where he is...
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    I like long walks,
    especially when they are taken
    by people who annoy me.
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    The only reason I would take up walking
    is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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    I have to walk early in the morning,
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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    I joined a health club last year,
    spent about 400 bucks.
    Haven't lost a pound.
    Apparently you have to go there.
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    Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
    I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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    I do have flabby thighs,
    but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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    The advantage of exercising every day
    is so when you die, they'll say,
    'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
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    If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
    start with a small country.
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    I know I got a lot of exercise
    the last few years,......
    just getting over the hill.
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    We all get heavier as we get older,
    because there's a lot more information in our heads.
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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    AND

    Every time I start thinking too much
    about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
    and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.
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  2. TeeCee

    TeeCee MajorGeek

    LOL Thanks Kathy, that is very cool! I can also relate to a few of them too! LOL
     
  3. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    Truly Inspirational :-D
     
  4. oldandconfusedagain

    oldandconfusedagain Private E-2 <i>emeritus</i>

    Every time I start thinking too much
    about how I look,
    I just find a Happy Hour
    and by the time I leave,
    I look just fine.
    :-D





    Nobody is ugly....................after 2am.:-D
     
  5. Gensuknives

    Gensuknives Grand pooty-meister

    Those are great ------------- and SO true!
     

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