What Your Computer SHOULD do for you...

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

I mean between crashes, viruses, and spam - it should at least be nice to you...

 

If my computer did that i would be scared and tossing it out the window

You must be running Windows Me for all the crashing, viruses and spam are just part of the fun to keep people on their toes

 

nope, XP. And wy so many issues? it's been determined my computer has to be possesed. i dont do anything strenuous to it and it just loves to die... burn out components... get every virus on the planet...

See? it hates me. If it acted like this just once in a while, i'd feel better, because i live 19 floors up and its very tempting to see how far i can get pieces of it...