Why Some Men Need A Dog And Not A Wife

Why Some Men Should Have Dogs And Not Wives

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go walking and running. Anytime.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. (NOTElease Spay and Neuter your dog. too many are dying in shelters.)

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. They do not want the front seat of the car,either.

And last, but not least:
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.!!!


note: was not going to post this,but Ms.Grace told me to:see below.

 

Because dog's don't take your credit card.

Because dog's don't nag at you the reset of the night.

 

Don't share this with a woman, or you just might have to...

And it may not work...