Windows XP Pro voice sound themes!

Windows XP Voice sound themes!

Does anyone know where to get some sound schemes for Windows XP Pro that can replace the hagged old instumental sounds?

So for bootup, instead of that charming LOGON sound, maybe a voice saying Welcome (name)....

Or for SHUTDOWN, instead of the windown sound, have a voice saying GOODBYE or Had enough eh? (censored) off then chicken!

For an Error message, instead of that loud DING, maybe a voice saying ERROR (Preferably female)

Etc

Is there any one there? or is there a good site out there for voice samples that I can download and use for this?

Cheers,

David Giles

 

The only site I know of with sounds that I like is Homestarrunner.com

You can use any wave sound for a system sound. Simply find the sound that you want to use, go to the "Control Panel" -> "Sounds and Audio Devices" and then click on the "Sounds" tab at the top.

Have fun

 

Thanks, but that site only contains very few (about 20 all up) sound files, any place for diffrent characters, male, female, etc

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http://www.themedoctor.com/