Woot!

Got this email today, I'm excited!

 

If you're excited you won't need it Bwahahaha

I get those regularly too

 

I have suffered from ED for awhile now, this is fantastic news Adrynalyne.

I read the side affects are undesirable. Stuffy nose, migrane headaches, Labrador Retriever ears, projectile vomiting. But who cares. Thank's.

Steve

 

I get heaps of those emails.

YES I want more porn, YES I want pills, NO I don't want a greencard.

How many times do you have to tell these idiots?

 

ROFL, great responses

 

Always makes the wife feel good when she gets adds for penile enlargement. Figures if they work SHE can wear the pants in the family .

 

For that extra "W00T" facor. Also hand dandy pills for popping into the A-drive slot on your P.C. For when the C.D. ROM tray fails to 'eject'. ….Guaranteed ejection every time! Cures P.C. impotence, but not incompetence.

 

There are so many one-liners there, I don't know where to start.

 

Received my latest viagra pills e-mail today...started with....

"For a great boner......"

Just fills you with romance , huh??

 

No, but I'll bet your dog's ears perked up.

 

Lol, I used to get those. Not much anymore cause I unsubscribed from the junk mail that gave you the option. Now i'm getting junk e-mail with no links in it. what gives?

For example:
From : Alma <kerrigan.liseyrv@gmail.com>
Sent : January 14, 2006 7:10:12 AM
To : <fertyop35@hotmail.com> (this isn't even my e-mail, wtf. stupid cc)
Subject : Ricardo associable


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The email address I got this spam on has never been used for anything.

 

That's the worst thing you can do and the oldest trick in the book.

If you reply (unsubscribe), it tells them your address is active and valid.

These maggots aren't ethical, so unsubscribing doesn't work.

You never reply, open or click on anything in spam.

 

I get those too. I believe my ISP blocked the attachment.