Words for women to live by....

Read this in another forum and thought it would be interesting to see what kind of replies would come of it. Just a for fun thing nothing personal to or at anyone.

Words for Women to Live By!!

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

Ok girls how many fits you or at least you would like it to fit you....
I'll start with
3.If I drank it would 4 of them:wine
4. I need to start a support group anyone interested?LOL
5. I think I'm on the yearly diet. I know I've lost half of it already
7. OH! That's what they call it PMS? I thought it was just me.
8. That's me
9. Me again
12. I'd swear they were talking about my ex
13. Where did they get their info from?
14. Ain't it the truth
15. Happening to my daughter as we speakLOL

 

Now that I liked!!

 

Yup, tha tis a good one!
OK, bigtrucks, I'll see what I can do here rolleyes


6. just put on your big girl panties and deal with it. Huh?
Don't have any of those HUGE things! LOL
7. PMS? We called it everything BUT that! LOL
8. that's my world rolleyes
9. No problem there, either rolleyes
10. it SURE does! :-o
11. You bet, if I drank that does sound refreshing! :wine